The Off By One Thread
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Applying the Linus Torvalds “Good Teste” Coding Requirement (article)
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The Official Runny Stuff Thread
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@El_Heffe said in The Off By One Thread:
The Official
RunnyFanny Stuff ThreadFTFY
Just to take the creativity out of this:
#!/usr/bin/perl use strict; use warnings; open my $w, '<', '/usr/share/dict/words' or die "fuck you, give me words!"; my @w = <$w>; close $w; chomp @w; printall([@ARGV], $_, \@w) for 0..$#ARGV; sub findwords { my ($word, $words) = @_; my @exprs = map { $w=$word; substr($w, $_, 1) = '\w'; qr/^$w$/i } 0..length($word)-1; return grep { $w=$_; grep { $w =~ $_ } @exprs } @$words; } sub printall { my ($s, $i, $w) = @_; for(findwords($s->[$i], $w)) { splice @$s, $i, 1, $_; print "@$s\n"; } }
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"Fuck you, give me honey"
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Check your privilege, you racist sithlord.
OK, technically that's transposing several letters. But I'll argue that I only moved the H
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Dumbbox Hookers?
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The official statue thread.
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Shoop for B00b
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19Filed under: Quotas Out of Context
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Everyone run races.
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Donald Frump.
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Freudian slip: when you say one thing but you meant a mother.
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The cupcake threat of celebrations.
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The Official Sham Emails Thread
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Lesbians are into advocado
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@Luhmann said in The Off By One Thread:
Lesbians are into advocado
E_OFF_BY_ONE_OFF_BY_ONE
That's two characters! Cheater!
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@Onyx said in The Off By One Thread:
@Luhmann said in The Off By One Thread:
Lesbians are into advocado
E_OFF_BY_ONE_OFF_BY_ONE
That's two characters! Cheater!
Yours was off by hero. Cheater.
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@Luhmann said in The Off By One Thread:
@Onyx said in The Off By One Thread:
That's two characters!
My OffByOne must be OffByOne
@Onyx said in The Off By One Thread:
E_OFF_BY_ONE_OFF_BY_ONE
Read the damned error messages, Carl!
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"We spit up 50 node containers" <-- WTF?! or WTF!?
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@Onyx said in The Off By One Thread:
Read the damned error messages
But ... I googled it and got no results ... well except for the references to this thread ... but those don't count ... they are obviously OffByTwo
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Freaking a chatbot
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@Onyx said in The Off By One Thread:
@Luhmann said in The Off By One Thread:
Lesbians are into advocado
E_OFF_BY_ONE_OFF_BY_ONE
That's two characters! Cheater!
I never said one what.
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@error AH! I understand the nickname now!
The error is that you didn't go into management, amirite?
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THE BED IDEAS THREAD
Quick Licks Thread
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The Fox Ideals thread.
Where you must feel attracted to every person regardless of biological sex, but if they're under 40 you're a pedophile.
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Lotus Nodes
Terrible enterprise software goes hipster.
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Boondongle
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Slight cheat but too good to pass up:
Hot & Horny Shingles In Your Area!
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@boomzilla said in The Off By One Thread:
Lotus Nodes
Shouldn't this be in the Terrible Ideas thread?
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@Luhmann said in The Off By One Thread:
@boomzilla said in The Off By One Thread:
Lotus Nodes
Shouldn't this be in the Terrible Ideas thread?
You're thinking of Lotus Notes.
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@error said in The Off By One Thread:
You're thinking of Lotus Notes.
Now I'm wondering who of us is -ing
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@Zecc The terrible thread ideas thread is
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Lucas 1 has some beef with yam.
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THE BAD IKEAS THREAD
There's just something...missing.
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The Official Spaz Emails Thread
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@boomzilla said in The Off By One Thread:
The Official Spaz Emails Thread
The Official Span Emails Threae
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The Off by Two Thread
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@Lorne-Kates The Exactly Right Thread
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Dumb thongs being crowdfunded.
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Node JS Legos
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WTF Cites
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WTF Rites - what voodoo we have to perform every day to keep the world running.
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Alice through the Jeffin Looking Glass - it's full of community grade snark and the chapters are moved randomly out of order.