Wow, that's...funny, I guess. I just had to deal with this very script for the past four years (just graduated from this very college). Basically, if you live on-campus, and you're using ResNet (your computer is hooked up to their residential network), you have to "verify" your computer before they allow you Internet access beyond their verification page. However, if you have Linux, verification essentially amounts to clicking "I have Linux" for which they have no verification program, and then you're on your merry way. Even if you dual-boot back into Windows, your comp is already verified, so you're set.And don't get me started on why you can't have wireless on ResNet. One connection per roommate, and it must be a PC or Mac. No consoles or anything. Unless, of course, you have set up NAT so they can't tell the difference, and hide your router so they can't find you.