I don't even remember my C++ - what is he even trying to do?
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RE: Iterator<vector>
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Stupid project manager remarks
At a department project meeting, the following conversation occurred between a project manager (who by self proclamation is an expert technologist/programmer because he once wrote several thousand lines of perl script) and one of the lead developers:
Project Manager: We need to change the behavior of the logic that supports x from y to z Developer: Ok, we'll change the code: about a week to code and test PM: Why do you need to change the code? Dev: Because the business logic behavior is implemented in code PM: But why do you need to change anything? Dev: Because YOU want it to change: we don't use magic pixies to implement the business logic; we use CODE; if the required logic changes, then the code that IMPLEMENTS that logic must change accordingly, and that takes time PM: Ok, we have a scheduled release two weeks from now, so we have until then to decide what the logic has to be Dev: No you don't: working backwards from the release, the QA team wants a week to design tests for the changed functionality, schedule and perform testing, and to deal with possible code changes to any bugs they discover, and the dev team needs about 5 days to do the work. That means if you want it in the release two weeks from now, you have until the end of this meeting to finalize the changes you want PM: Why does it take so long? Dev: As I just explained ...