@error_NoError said:

VIII. "BI" light will enflame crimson on repairman.

Well, at least it warns you that you're about to be set on fire ...

I think that's why "I." seems to suggest calling in a priest to settle your affairs before starting.

I ordered a tiny POE switch for a wiring closet, and this was the entire instruction manual included with it.

More Engrish than WTF, but I thought someone else here might get a kick out of this. Photographed on a wooden table, of course.