@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Ah, so that's how a cat scan works!
A guy brings his sick budgie to the vet. The vet inspects the budgie, and declares it dead. "Are you sure? I would like a second opinion please". The vet says ok. He goes out of the consultation room for a moment, and comes back in with a cat. He puts the cat next to the budgie. The cat sniffs the budgie for a bit, and shakes its head. The vet goes out again, and this time comes back in with a labrador. The labrador also sniffs the bird a bit, and also shakes its head after a bit. The vet declares that yes, the budgie really is dead. "That will be $450". "What? Just to tell me my budgie is dead?" "Well, it would have been $10, but what with the Cat Scan and the Lab Test..."