Asus is obviously trying to prevent even the My-cupholder-has-broken-off or Where-is-the-Any-key customers from contacting support.
This is a live one:
Why will I not be able to wake the system from lan if I unplg the power cord after shut down?
This is normal, as system will not be able to remember the lan setting of its previous state before power is unplugged. (since there is no power to allow system to remember the setting)
Haha sounds like Ass-us.
Do you shop at Asses are us? I do. I'm sitting on a new bum bumb as we speak