@pacohope said:
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struct deltanode {
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@pacohope said:
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struct deltanode {
int data;
void *next;
int delta;
};
struct doublelist {
int data;
void *next;
void *prev;
};
<--- point of the delta trick
You
[quote user="m0ffx"]
In a major UK supermarket (I don't know which one), they have handheld barcode scanners that you take round with you when you shop. Not sure how produce is handled.[/quote]
This happens in Sainsbury's and possibly others. Produce is handled by weighing machines in the produce section that print out barcode stickers. Items that the handheld scanner don't read are OK; as you pay at the same checkout as everyone else, they will be scanned in there instead. Of course this is a system based on trust, occasionally they ask to rescan all of your shopping to make sure you're honest - a real PITA if you have a trolley full of frozen food...
(It saves time as they can bag the shopping as they put it in the trolley, otherwise the threat of rescan wouldn't make it worthwhile.)
@MasterPlanSoftware said:
@Otterdam said:
By substituting MPS's implication that Jesus Christ stole the hubcaps with my own interpretation that a guy (in this example, a Mexican, but most South American nationalities would also suffice) named Jesus did it instead, I have created a joke!Actually you are an idiot. I made the joke, you just butchered it by making it even more obvious than it already was.
Oh well. I tried
@CodeSimian said:
And of course, he is now "pretending" like he thinks morbiuswilters was serious about the charges of "racism", in order to make a new "joke post", bringing a whole new level of meta-meta-meta-meta-hilarity to this thread! Well done, Otterdam!
Can't you see that this is serious business?
@morbiuswilters said:
I don't go around making light of Buddha or Allah or Richard Dawkins.
Well, maybe you should!
Buddha is walking barefoot in New York (dangerous, I know) and he walks past a hot dog van. The seller calls out, "Hey Buddha, youse wants a hot dogs or somethin'?" To which he replied, "Make me one with everything."
So Buddha gives the vendor a five dollar note and he gets his hot dog, but no change. He asks, "What about my change?" The crafty hot dog sellar said with a grin, "change comes from within."
Three suicide bombers walk into an Allah Ak bar...
I don't know any Richard Dawkins jokes. Please share, unless they're as bad as the ones above.
@morbiuswilters said:
Oh, good, we've descended into racism now.
This is a play on the given name 'Jesus' and its variations common in Hispanic countries. By substituting MPS's implication that Jesus Christ stole the hubcaps with my own interpretation that a guy (in this example, a Mexican, but most South American nationalities would also suffice) named Jesus did it instead, I have created a joke! If you look more closely, you will find different kinds of jokes throughout these forums; some are in this very thread!
TRWTF is you don't think other cultures have their own racist jokes. I grew up in a part of London where native British were a near-minority to first- and second-generation Asian immigrants and have family in mainland Europe; I've heard most of them.
@bstorer said:
"Slovenian"? Now you're just making up words.
I agree. Everyone knows Americans have no idea of the outside world, much less knowledge of the Republic of Slovenia. It must be a lucky guess!
@MasterPlanSoftware said:
Jesus stole the hubcaps from my car. Let me know if you see him.
DAMN MEXICAN IMMIGRANTS!!!
@MasterPlanSoftware said:
<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">I got your heaven, I got your burning hell</font>
I was thinking more 'reach out and touch faith', but that would be personal Jesus.
"Now show me on this doll where he touched you..."
@morbiuswilters said:
Perhaps he will intervene and put a stop to the abuses this forum has undergone as of late. I know it's not likely, but we can't say how God acts or why He does what He does.
Blessed are the script kiddies, for they shall inherit the ethernet.
On a serious note, if any god is going to stop a forum, it's far more likely to be Allah.
@CodeSimian said:
Uh, okay. It wasn't all that clear to me you were in on the joke, whereas it seemed obvious for the others. My bad!
No, just kidding. It was serious and I am still angered and outraged.
@morbiuswilters said:
I guess I misread you, Otterdam.
Yes, yes, you did. Now you leave me very confused. Here I am posting to move things into absurdity and away from the subject of you, and earlier making a joke about not having pleasure in your time here, and you take a look at it and think it's some insult directed at you. That's fine, we all make our choices in life, but remember that people here will judge you on your character and the Almighty is still a long wait away. Now I see that you're no better than your so-called enemies here. And I absolutely hate that kind of religious spiel.
I would ask you to reconsider, but after your condescending attitude telling me 'I need all the help I can get' and saying more prayers than usual, I hardly think it worth it. At least insults do not pretend to be anything else - your attitude here is far worse.
Disregard my personal message and simply leave as you said you would in another post. I doubt it's me who needs all the help they can get.
@MasterPlanSoftware said:
On top of a pile of worn out furries...
Some people have soft toy animals on their bed. bstorer has the embalmed corpses of wannabe wolves and foxes.
@bstorer said:
[new joke needed]
Don't be so cruel to [citation needed]. He's only trying to make a new living for himself elsewhere on the internet, give people a few laughs, you know? Can you imagine how it feels to be Jimmy Wales's bitch slave across his whole project? Hated by Wikipedia editors? Not to mention the indignity of appearing alongside sentences like "It has been reported that bstorer has a 12-inch manhood[citation needed]."
You're a heartless man. Truly heartless. I wonder how you can sleep at night.