This isn't a huge WTF, but it's cute. I just registered at ABC.com - the form asked for my email, DOB, and password. I get this confirmation email:
Dear null null,
Welcome to ABC.com!
Congratulations. By signing up for free membership with
ABC.com, you've proven you're a bona fide TV aficionado who
likes being in the know. And we intend to keep you there with
exclusive inside access to ABC's top shows and stars. Check
out these special member benefits!
I want to call my kid null null.