@dhromed said:
What the fucking fuck.
We nearly had a "sign the key out if you need to pee" situation at my work after a combination of...
- The "Turd In The Towel" incident (the forementioned turd & towel was discovered in the cupboard under the bathroom sink)
- Someone taking a crap in the female sanitary bin. No explanation required.
- Someone leaving their underpants, complete with a fairly thick skidmark, above the false ceiling, which was discovered by the electrician replacing a light fitting (we believe the pants had been there quite some time - measured in years)
Clearly, I work with some really house-proud people (and also the three sick f*cks mentioned above, assuming they weren't the same person all three times....)