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RE: Evil Crocs
One 'Project Manager' I came across seemed to be convinced that the data driven application we were delivering consisted of a seperate site for each login- as if there was no concept of database. During the testing phase we would get calls that "login xyz" was seeing data they weren't entitled to- we'd fix the error and report back that all was fixed.
'Hi Jo, we've fixed that issue, so please retest'
'OK, but what about abc login?'
'Yes, fixed for everyone'
'It happening to everyone now?'
'Yes, and now fixed'
'So how is it happneing for everyone?'
'The issue was in the way the permissions were read'
'Okaaay, but what about pqr login, did you fix it for them?'
'Yes everyone'
'Wow,that was quick'
And the immortal
'Hmmm, the bug seems to be in IE, okay, can we get you to just try that in Firefox please'
'So what are you saying? We all have to use Firefox now?'
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RE: So THAT's how you get a file extension
@DaveK said:
@matterific said:
http://www.developerfusion.co.uk/show/6332/
Or not
This resource has not currently been approved, and is not currently linked to from our directory of resources. It is being displayed here for preview by the author and moderators only.
So which are you then? A moderator - or was it YOU who wrote it in the first place?
Confess, sinner!
Yeah I wrote it. That's what I do, I write shit code examples, wait a few months then post it to TDWTF.
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RE: Oracle and oracle "experts" should be shot
@MasterPlanSoftware said:
@Feyr said:
ever tried to move a dev database to prod?
Ever heard of a shift key or spell check?
What the fuck MPS?
Considering that almost every poster takes exception to your comments, almost every post you are involved in is either so completely derailed or locked- you might guess that you have a problem
It should be so fucking obvious that I can only imagine it would be like apples falling from a tree and hitting some dumb lummox on the head like raindrops. "Hrmmm, thread locked again" thwack! "Owww? Thread derailed again" thunk! "Hey, ow! I’m banned!!?" POINK "OW, hey! What's with the apples today? Quit it will ya!"
I mean, just fuck off- your stupid signature “I’ve been banned” – “Everyone, I’ve been banned”, “No, it’s OK, I’ve been banned” “Nothing to see here people, I’ve been banned” “Did you hear? I’ve been banned” - “Yes, banned!”
You haven’t been banned you twat. If you were banned you wouldn’t be posting!
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RE: Pstorer: Feb 1st, 2007 - Aug 7th, 2008
@morbiuswilters said:
I should proably add that having an avatar that is merely a poor defacing of mine does not add credibility to your arguments; quite the contrary. I think it would be advisable if you develop your own personality that is not based on following me around and attacking me at every chance.
Morbius you should be flatterd that I have chosen your avatar to deface. Of all the avatars, I chose yours.
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RE: Pstorer: Feb 1st, 2007 - Aug 7th, 2008
What the fuck morbiuswilter. This is something to be proud of? Snarking away at almost every post with your ill informed polemic makes you some sort of fucking hero?
The fact that you have so many posts in such a short time surely indicates that you don't really have a life.
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RE: Linux in public
If someone jumps in and starts giving out false information concerning how HIV is spread,
It's spread by poor people yeah?
is that
Poor european people?
or
Poor gay european people?
perhaps
Poor gay muslim european people?
or
public telephones?
it's public telephones isn't it?
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RE: MPS Banned?
Meh, if this site is really as far gone as I suspect, then I'll just move on.
Please don't go
What of TDWTF Mafia?
Who will pown noobs on your little IRC channel?
What of incorrectly formatted comments?
What of arguments that might contain bad punctuation or spelling- who will alert the forum in the snarkiest way possible?
Please don't go, you do rudness and ignorance so well.
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RE: Uhmm... maybe you should check your email?
@MasterPlanSoftware said:
Thanks for explaining how email works.
MasterPlanSoftware trolls the forum==good for tdwtf
Others troll the forum==bad for tdwtf