Overheard conversation:
Got carded at the liquor store, and my BlockBuster card fell out. Cashier LOL’d and said “Never mind”...
Overheard conversation:
Got carded at the liquor store, and my BlockBuster card fell out. Cashier LOL’d and said “Never mind”...
@jbert said in I think this settles the debate for who is the coolest tech billionaire:
@lolwhat They could always add an auger to the front so the kid can drill through.
But that would be Boring...
@HardwareGeek said in WTF Bites:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in WTF Bites:
large legacy cabbages
How large does a cabbage need to be to have a legacy?
This picture was taken just before it ate him and took over his flower shop.
Just ran into a Microsoft “On Site” (I think that’s what he said he was) troubleshooter at my local smoke shop.
I said “If I gave you $50, would you go slap the crap out of everyone in the Window’s Update division?”.
Reply: “I’d love to, but it won’t help. They’re too far gone.”
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://i.imgur.com/aJoqXIC.jpg
I think that's called "arson".
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@Polygeekery said in "I used to work for Tesla…":
@ben_lubar said in "I used to work for Tesla…":
@Polygeekery said in "I used to work for Tesla…":
@LaoC said in "I used to work for Tesla…":
@Gribnit said in "I used to work for Tesla…":
It's a typo, it was meant to be LiFePO4
But what it said was polonium.
TBF this battery nomenclature is a bit confusing. "LiPo" is actually not supposed to be LiPO, but "Po" means "polymer" there.
In LiPO, yes. I believe he was talking about LiFePO4 batteries, which means "Lithium Iron Phosphate".
is iron safe i heard it was very dangerous if a lot of it fell on you
Be sure to wear a hard hat.
Or else:
Second try:
You could have just been a prostitute, for less shame. Just saying …
@Gribnit said in The Official Status Thread:
In seriousness, there's always Bolero. Ravel supposedly never had another earworm again.
At least that will increase your chances of closing by 20%.
@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
but I really want my food.
It's amazing how efficient a car is at that task. (Speaking of which, I need to go to the linen store because the heels of my feet have worn yet another hole in my bed sheet)
Those are called your hooves. Have you tried socks at night?
@Mason-Wheeler goes to camp? (One of those fists must be his.)