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RE: Whiny Computer Twerp
I think you can find your fair share of people like that at any (high) school or college that you go to. There have been many posts here about people installing Quake, etc. across the school networks.
Somebody in our school district managed to get Quake 3 on the entire district WAN.
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RE: Caution: Web Paint!
@Physics Phil said:
<font>
It looks like the site was made by copy-pasting bits and pieces from elsewhere, without any real understanding of HTML. Hopefully whoever wrote this page is designing the new site, so we have plenty to laugh at.
</font></font>Well, let's see:
[code]//Disable right mouse click Script
//By Maximus (maximus@nsimail.com) w/ mods by DynamicDrive
//For full source code, visit http://www.dynamicdrive.com[/code]Yeah.
Plus: "<font face="Script MT Bold">".
Script MT Bold?
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Caution: Web Paint!
Browsing through the Side Bar archives, someone pointed out the horror that was the Saugerties PD website (http://www.saugertiespd.com/).
Well, now it isn't a gigantic Publisher document, but it is: "Under construction! CAUTION: WEB PAINT!"
Dear god...
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Google Code Search goodness
I'm in love with Google Code Search... it's a bottomless pit of entertainment.
These are just a few of the gems:
Batman:
Acme::MetaSyntactic::batman - The batman theme
And the ever classic "What the fuck?"
t.i = 0x5f3759df - ( t.i >> 1 ); // what the fuck?
......
if (!cur->lineptr)
g_warning ("WHAT THE FUCK? THIS SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN!\n");
.......
<category>
<pattern>I AM DRUNK</pattern>
.......And probably the world's best comment:
/// When I was in kindergarten, I had lots of fun. We had a miniature kitchen
/// with lots of fake fruit and vegetables. I would play at the stove cooking
/// things or play with lincoln logs, which we also had. Also, every week, we
/// would get free soft pretzels. This one time, I put mustard on mine--just
/// to see what it would taste like. When I took a bite of the pretzel, I hated
/// it so much that I had to throw the pretzel out. I've hated mustard ever
/// since. Another time, my hand got stuck between the doors to the school and
/// it was torn up a bit. I think that caused me to be more cautious than normal
/// during my young life. -- jalIt's brillant!
/* Brillant...., retrieve it right back....*/
status = SDgetrange(newsds, (VOIDP) &imax, (VOIDP) &imin);.............
/* we can't do this because SDL blows goats */
That's only a small, small fraction of the WTF goodness out there. Find some more!
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RE: Worst Products on the Internet
To paraphrase - the DMCA is The Actual WTF(TM). I think we can all agree on that one... ;)
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RE: Worst Products on the Internet
@Evo said:
Ok, I just spend some time looking into it again. Just for fun. And it was still as bad as I remember.
... really long post
That is truly worthy of a front page.
All I can say: who the hell designed that?
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Worst Products on the Internet
I'll start with a classic: Right Click Revenue.
Wrong on so many levels-
- People actually buy it
- It really does nothing
- You don't really have to buy it, you can find a link to the .js file in the source
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RE: The World's Worst Security System
An amazing thing called... a 404 error. (Yes, it does get worse. They didn't even put in the correct links. Both cases of shtm should be shtml.)