I'd go for something more subtle myself. Maybe fill his cabinets and drawers with the packing peanuts, along with his office supplies. If his chair has wheels, put them in there too. Then tape those up. Put some kind of "Welcome!" treat in one of the drawers - some sort of food that he'll enjoy, but will get very smelly very quickly if he ignores the drawers.
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RE: Prank Opportunity - Should I?
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RE: Most compact release notes
I'm going to have to oppose your self-nomination. It just doesn't work that way.
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RE: What is Minefield trying to tell me?
@Eternal Density said:
@sootzoo said:
I think we all know someone else we asked the same questions about...
Though we're reasonably sure Swampy isn't a neural net.Why, because neural nets display learning capabilities?
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RE: I want to stab somone... hungarian notation...
@morbiuswilters said:
What the hell? I do this all the time. Declaring variables all over a function is messy.
Really? What I usually hear is "Declare as close to the usage as reasonable". A big block of names at the start of the function isn't going to tell me much about how these are used or where they are used. A declaration right next to where it starts being used gives context to both the declaration and the usage. Of course, a note after the area it is used in describing if/where you intend to use it again later is nice too. Or make smaller functions.
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RE: Google ad representative line
@steamer25 said:
Could you please enlighten us by illustrating a scenario where a function like
function foo(a) { return true; }
must be used but
function foo2() { return true; }
...would not work?
In many GUI frameworks, widgets can generate events of various types. To attach meaning to those events, you pass the widget a function (or object with appropriate function attached) which will be executed once the event occurs. Generally the event will have some kind of information associated with it, which will be passed in to one or more arguments in the function, and you generally need to accept that argument even if you aren't going to make use of it. The true or false return value may decide whether or not the event should stop at this handler or continue being passed up a tree of ancestor widgets. It may for various reasons be handy to have a handler that does nothing other than assert whether the chain should continue.
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RE: Best Price Per Inch?
@medialint said:
sparks
...crackle...
ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR
File not found.
Whoever wrote your exception handler needs to be shot.
I mean, come on. Why would it evaluate to a Boolean?
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RE: Death by lack of input validation
I haven't had any chemistry in many years, so I'm thankful for the helpful list up at the top of the page.
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RE: I am driving this bus over you.
@MasterPlanSoftware said:
@Soviut said:
A little bit anal considering this is a forum and not a novelists guild.
But you could still TRY and not make it horrible couldn't you?
Using the enter key is really not that hard after all...
I don't know about him, but my Enter key doesn't work in this forum. The only way I can get newlines is using <p> and <br> tags. I'm using Safari 3 at the moment.