@cartman82 said in The most important part of selling a product: having a product:
a quick wordpress replacement thing
That's the oddest euphemism for a resume I've ever heard...
@cartman82 said in The most important part of selling a product: having a product:
a quick wordpress replacement thing
That's the oddest euphemism for a resume I've ever heard...
@AlexMedia
It's part of Milwaukee PC's new data saver plan. Every day they pick a random letter to strip out of anything you send to the Internet, so that you use 4% less data and save big buxx.
@topspin
Well, if you turn to the Book of Discogenesis, Chapter 2....
The Book of Discogenesis said:
47And lo, His High Holiness looked out once more into the Uncivilized Wasteland of the Internet, and his eyes fell upon Twitch chat. 48"It gives me great pains to see such barbarism, with mindless spam that merely repeats small words or phrases!" he declared. 49"We must make sure to civilize the discourse, and enforce complete sentences!" 50And so the Intern scoured GitHub, in search of a library to ensure civilized sentences. 51After forty paid hours and forty hours working on his own time, the Intern stumbled on the StackOverflow answer. 52All complete sentences had sufficient entropy that they would be considered a strong password. 53And thus the Intern wired up a password entropy checker, and the Koala reviewed the code and confirmed their test sentence passed, and His High Holiness declared it Good. 54The planning meeting and the retro, the fifteenth sprint.
@the_quiet_one
I hereby nominate "breaking the himem" as the term for losing your Computer Wrecking Virginity.
https://meta.discourse.org/t/question-about-cakeday/50277
ITT:
In case you haven't figured it out yet, this plugin is developed and maintained by DiscoCore.
I especially like all the people in the comments pointing out the benefits of branching, and OP defends not-branching with "branching causes all kinds of communications & planning problems", and then the commenters are like, "if you and your fellow devs can't communicate & plan well enough, then fix that, don't tell people branches are bad"
Seems like what OP really needs is:
How to be the most cybersecure person in the country: have secretaries to do all the things for you, never use a computer yourself.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/15/world/asia/japan-cybersecurity-yoshitaka-sakurada.html
@bb36e
They missed the most valuable bullet point...
- Exposure!
Come on, quit misleading the new guy. Discourse is immune to memory leaks because its code is so obfuscated that browsers can't figure out how to leak memory out of it.
@Arantor said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Zerosquare said in Programming Memes Thread:
Excuses, excuses.
I wouldn’t park a Lambo outside, not in this neighbourhood. I’d come home to find it replaced with a mid range EV that’s tuned for urban stop/start traffic for the bonus green credentials.
Really, you just need to start a figurine collection of the former administrator of the Bespin mining colony. And then claim old age for mishearing "Lambo" when someone asks you about it.
@topspin said in Hacking News:
@ixvedeusi said in Hacking News:
That's stealing, just like it's stealing to walk through someone's wide open front door and take the money lying on the kitchen counter.
Yeah, kinda.
It's more like I bring you a cake, you give me money in return but it's twice as much as you said you'd give me. The difference is that the machine / you hand me the money, so there's an argument to be made for you agreeing on the thing you are doing.It must have been rather obvious to them that they were not supposed to do that.
And if it's obvious that you're not supposed to win at slot machines, but (consistently, due to a bug) still do? Is that stealing?
The better analogy here would be:
Edit because I hit enter before completing my thought: the point of criminality is step 4.
@topspin said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@Arantor said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
Though I don't remember the orange juice thing. I don't even like orange juice.
That's it.
And here I thought we were going to get some orange you glad I didn't say banana setup
@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
status I keep thinking some new fucker is stealing my schtick.
You should talk to @DogsB's placement agency to get him distracted and make room for your shitposting
@loopback0 said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@izzion said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@DogsB said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Rickrolling Rockerfella Rickrolls Revelers!
I guess even Rick Astley has to give you up these days.
Who had Rick Astley letting you down on their 2024 bingo card?
As long as he doesn't start doing laps around a Dairy Queen throwing ice cream at us, I think we're good.
@DogsB said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Rickrolling Rockerfella Rickrolls Revelers!
I guess even Rick Astley has to give you up these days.
@loopback0 said in Housing Bubbles? Is this a housing bubble?:
The building's a former police station. The holding cell is left in this studio flat as a feature.
Key features
LARGE STUDIO WITH FEATURE HOLDING CELL
The lifestyle thread is
@PleegWat said in Fun with maps:
@loopback0 And then they'd been in Edinburgh/Geneva (Cross out what is not appropriate). Why would they do that to themselves?
HTH, HAND
@Tsaukpaetra said in Error'd Bites:
Status: Please explain why you don't like me.
It's valid, there's nothing going on with cookies and shit, so what gives?
Certificate is valid but not for 2023.babscon.com?
So nice of the WADA to accept the verdict of the completely non-interested party Chinese anti-doping agency that those positives were just contamination.