@cartman82 said in The most important part of selling a product: having a product:
a quick wordpress replacement thing
That's the oddest euphemism for a resume I've ever heard...
@cartman82 said in The most important part of selling a product: having a product:
a quick wordpress replacement thing
That's the oddest euphemism for a resume I've ever heard...
@AlexMedia
It's part of Milwaukee PC's new data saver plan. Every day they pick a random letter to strip out of anything you send to the Internet, so that you use 4% less data and save big buxx.
@topspin
Well, if you turn to the Book of Discogenesis, Chapter 2....
The Book of Discogenesis said:
47And lo, His High Holiness looked out once more into the Uncivilized Wasteland of the Internet, and his eyes fell upon Twitch chat. 48"It gives me great pains to see such barbarism, with mindless spam that merely repeats small words or phrases!" he declared. 49"We must make sure to civilize the discourse, and enforce complete sentences!" 50And so the Intern scoured GitHub, in search of a library to ensure civilized sentences. 51After forty paid hours and forty hours working on his own time, the Intern stumbled on the StackOverflow answer. 52All complete sentences had sufficient entropy that they would be considered a strong password. 53And thus the Intern wired up a password entropy checker, and the Koala reviewed the code and confirmed their test sentence passed, and His High Holiness declared it Good. 54The planning meeting and the retro, the fifteenth sprint.
@the_quiet_one
I hereby nominate "breaking the himem" as the term for losing your Computer Wrecking Virginity.
https://meta.discourse.org/t/question-about-cakeday/50277
ITT:
In case you haven't figured it out yet, this plugin is developed and maintained by DiscoCore.
I especially like all the people in the comments pointing out the benefits of branching, and OP defends not-branching with "branching causes all kinds of communications & planning problems", and then the commenters are like, "if you and your fellow devs can't communicate & plan well enough, then fix that, don't tell people branches are bad"
Seems like what OP really needs is:
How to be the most cybersecure person in the country: have secretaries to do all the things for you, never use a computer yourself.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/15/world/asia/japan-cybersecurity-yoshitaka-sakurada.html
@bb36e
They missed the most valuable bullet point...
- Exposure!
Come on, quit misleading the new guy. Discourse is immune to memory leaks because its code is so obfuscated that browsers can't figure out how to leak memory out of it.
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Threadâ˘:
Probably a better phishing training campaign than anything corp sends out.
@Benjamin-Hall said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@Arantor said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Golden Axe is, uh, less than detailed in its story.
And the only notable things in there are the beefcake character models in less than properly clothed conditions. Which I doubt will be allowed to continue in a show version.
At least not without age verification in Texas.
@HardwareGeek said in In other news today...:
@sockpuppet7 said in In other news today...:
reputable Brazilian
Does that exist?
I think that's when you only wax up to the bikini line.
@PleegWat said in I, ChatGPT:
@error said in I, ChatGPT:
Filed under: Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
While the old mechanical clock I have downstairs, which is between 1 minute fast and 1 minute slow per week depending on temperature, humidity, and how high I've kept the weights, is basically never right.
Sounds like you should rebrand it an AI clock
@Arantor said in The Official Status Thread:
@Gern_Blaanston weâve been over this before, itâs some weird mount heâs set up and called it B for
shits and giggles.backup
Shirley?
@DogsB said in I, ChatGPT:
Kang and his colleagues computed the cost to conduct a successful LLM agent attack and came up with a figure of $8.80 per exploit, which they say is about 2.8x less than it would cost to hire a human penetration tester for 30 minutes.
When did penetration testers get that cheap?
1,056 tokens for the prompt.
So⌠six paragraphs of text explaining how to do it?
When it became needful to have more of them.
@DogsB said in Today in reading the headlines...:
That little known province of Germany is kicking off again.
I said to myself, âSurely the purity of this thread will be maintained against AI written drivel, right?â
But here I am, left with nothing but my Padme face and a broken dream.
@BernieTheBernie said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
@Zecc said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
I'm glad they think this computer isn't supported. At least I won't get any surprise upgrades.
Surprise! Surprise! It is supported! And we've just provided you with the Greatest Version of Windows. Enjoy!
Releasing in 2025⌠Windows_Final_Updated_v2!