@cartman82 said in The most important part of selling a product: having a product:
a quick wordpress replacement thing
That's the oddest euphemism for a resume I've ever heard...
@cartman82 said in The most important part of selling a product: having a product:
a quick wordpress replacement thing
That's the oddest euphemism for a resume I've ever heard...
@AlexMedia
It's part of Milwaukee PC's new data saver plan. Every day they pick a random letter to strip out of anything you send to the Internet, so that you use 4% less data and save big buxx.
@topspin
Well, if you turn to the Book of Discogenesis, Chapter 2....
The Book of Discogenesis said:
47And lo, His High Holiness looked out once more into the Uncivilized Wasteland of the Internet, and his eyes fell upon Twitch chat. 48"It gives me great pains to see such barbarism, with mindless spam that merely repeats small words or phrases!" he declared. 49"We must make sure to civilize the discourse, and enforce complete sentences!" 50And so the Intern scoured GitHub, in search of a library to ensure civilized sentences. 51After forty paid hours and forty hours working on his own time, the Intern stumbled on the StackOverflow answer. 52All complete sentences had sufficient entropy that they would be considered a strong password. 53And thus the Intern wired up a password entropy checker, and the Koala reviewed the code and confirmed their test sentence passed, and His High Holiness declared it Good. 54The planning meeting and the retro, the fifteenth sprint.
@the_quiet_one
I hereby nominate "breaking the himem" as the term for losing your Computer Wrecking Virginity.
https://meta.discourse.org/t/question-about-cakeday/50277
ITT:
In case you haven't figured it out yet, this plugin is developed and maintained by DiscoCore.
I especially like all the people in the comments pointing out the benefits of branching, and OP defends not-branching with "branching causes all kinds of communications & planning problems", and then the commenters are like, "if you and your fellow devs can't communicate & plan well enough, then fix that, don't tell people branches are bad"
Seems like what OP really needs is:
How to be the most cybersecure person in the country: have secretaries to do all the things for you, never use a computer yourself.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/15/world/asia/japan-cybersecurity-yoshitaka-sakurada.html
@bb36e
They missed the most valuable bullet point...
- Exposure!
Come on, quit misleading the new guy. Discourse is immune to memory leaks because its code is so obfuscated that browsers can't figure out how to leak memory out of it.
I saw this pattern today, it took me a few seconds to parse:
if (~foo.indexOf(bar)) {
It seems to (ab)use bitwise NOT to get a result similar to
foo.indexOf(bar) != -1
, since~(-1)
returns0
and other values return non-0
, and0
is falsy and other values are truthy.I'm not sure if this is a or if it's a clever shorthand I should add to my repertroire. ()
I vote
@Luhmann said in The Beer Topic:
@izzion
no stressing of the origin of this nice feature?
I can’t appropriately respond to this question outside of a national origin trolley thread.
@DogsB said in Today in reading the headlines...:
I feel like a 70 year old codger after three days of unbroken sleep.
Don’t worry, we all enjoy you posting like a 70 year old codger.
Absolutely worth RTFA, hence not posted in that other super popular Look at Me category thread.
@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
TIL that @Tsaukpaetra is descended from Han Solo.
With the self-damage he's causing, you'd think he was a Stormtrooper instead
If he was descended from a Stormtrooper, the only thing he'd be damaging would be thin air
And don't think I didn't see the pre-edit version of the post just because you're hiding your edit history
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@Arantor said in The Official Status Thread:
The odds
I don't really care about the odds.
TIL that @Tsaukpaetra is descended from Han Solo.
@topspin said in In other news today...:
Anti-trust investigations on the right side of the pond: Apple is using its ecosystem to eliminate browser choice, extract unreasonable fees from their App Store, don’t allow users to decide what they install, etc.
Anti-trust investigations on the wrong side of the pond: green bubbles for SMS are discriminatory and hurt mah feelings. Wheeeee
I propose they change the bubbles for SMS to pink with sparkles.
Toby as faire as I can without veering completely into the other garage...
That's all the adults that are in charge know how to consider
@Shoreline said in Glassdoor to un-anonymise accounts (at least internally) if they can...:
@Steve_The_Cynic I think it's more of an example of how Hanlon's Razor sometimes seems to conflict with Occam's Razor, in that the simplest explanation is how they know all too well that they can make money from forcing people to do shit.
It could be argued as systemic malice. They totally have a choice, and they choose money, and they've got us all believing that's "common sense", which also makes it incompetence. It's still the simplest explanation, though.
Maybe what we need is some kind of order of operations around philosophical razors. There are about nine of them, after all.
As long as it doesn’t expect us to excuse some crazy uncle Ivan. Sally has already gotten away with too much over the years.
@DogsB said in Today in reading the headlines...:
I think it's gotten to stage where its easier to maintain a list of companies not under investigation by the EU
Don't worry, I'm sure the EU's brave new protectionist regulatory climate will cause them to sprout their own companies any day now