@cartman82 said in The most important part of selling a product: having a product:
a quick wordpress replacement thing
That's the oddest euphemism for a resume I've ever heard...
@cartman82 said in The most important part of selling a product: having a product:
a quick wordpress replacement thing
That's the oddest euphemism for a resume I've ever heard...
@AlexMedia
It's part of Milwaukee PC's new data saver plan. Every day they pick a random letter to strip out of anything you send to the Internet, so that you use 4% less data and save big buxx.
@topspin
Well, if you turn to the Book of Discogenesis, Chapter 2....
The Book of Discogenesis said:
47And lo, His High Holiness looked out once more into the Uncivilized Wasteland of the Internet, and his eyes fell upon Twitch chat. 48"It gives me great pains to see such barbarism, with mindless spam that merely repeats small words or phrases!" he declared. 49"We must make sure to civilize the discourse, and enforce complete sentences!" 50And so the Intern scoured GitHub, in search of a library to ensure civilized sentences. 51After forty paid hours and forty hours working on his own time, the Intern stumbled on the StackOverflow answer. 52All complete sentences had sufficient entropy that they would be considered a strong password. 53And thus the Intern wired up a password entropy checker, and the Koala reviewed the code and confirmed their test sentence passed, and His High Holiness declared it Good. 54The planning meeting and the retro, the fifteenth sprint.
@the_quiet_one
I hereby nominate "breaking the himem" as the term for losing your Computer Wrecking Virginity.
https://meta.discourse.org/t/question-about-cakeday/50277
ITT:
In case you haven't figured it out yet, this plugin is developed and maintained by DiscoCore.
I especially like all the people in the comments pointing out the benefits of branching, and OP defends not-branching with "branching causes all kinds of communications & planning problems", and then the commenters are like, "if you and your fellow devs can't communicate & plan well enough, then fix that, don't tell people branches are bad"
Seems like what OP really needs is:
How to be the most cybersecure person in the country: have secretaries to do all the things for you, never use a computer yourself.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/15/world/asia/japan-cybersecurity-yoshitaka-sakurada.html
@bb36e
They missed the most valuable bullet point...
- Exposure!
Come on, quit misleading the new guy. Discourse is immune to memory leaks because its code is so obfuscated that browsers can't figure out how to leak memory out of it.
@dkf said in The Official Status Thread:
@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zecc said in The Official Status Thread:
I have an opinion on wearing white socks in general, and with black crocs in particular. I chose not to share it with the person in question.
We are disappointed; you have denied us .
I propose we bombard him with pictures of feet wearing white socks and black crocs as payment for blue balling us.
Bwahahahaha!
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zecc said in The Official Status Thread:
I have an opinion on wearing white socks in general, and with black crocs in particular. I chose not to share it with the person in question.
We are disappointed; you have denied us .
I propose we bombard him with pictures of feet wearing white socks and black crocs as payment for blue balling us.
@Zerosquare said in Today in reading the headlines...:
I wonder what @Benjamin-Hall and @Rhywden think of this.
It might also be proof of stairwell grading methods, since papers at the bottom of the stack would be more likely to fall earlier due to hand waving
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: I love it when a guy comes in with his just-fired wife asking us to go around security policy and break into wife's drive "to save pictures" that they "forgot they had saved" on their work computer.
FAFO, misusing company resources edition!
@topspin said in Scientific Science:
@DogsB fucking stupid website. You can read it if you click on reader mode immediately. Otherwise, if you try to read it normally, it'll show some dumb popup and then reader mode doesn't work anymore.
Websites really go out of their way to be shit now, but I guess you need that Google traffic somehow.
Google search rank gives double super mega bonus points based on how enshittified the website is
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Probably a better phishing training campaign than anything corp sends out.
@Benjamin-Hall said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@Arantor said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Golden Axe is, uh, less than detailed in its story.
And the only notable things in there are the beefcake character models in less than properly clothed conditions. Which I doubt will be allowed to continue in a show version.
At least not without age verification in Texas.
@HardwareGeek said in In other news today...:
@sockpuppet7 said in In other news today...:
reputable Brazilian
Does that exist?
I think that's when you only wax up to the bikini line.
@PleegWat said in I, ChatGPT:
@error said in I, ChatGPT:
Filed under: Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
While the old mechanical clock I have downstairs, which is between 1 minute fast and 1 minute slow per week depending on temperature, humidity, and how high I've kept the weights, is basically never right.
Sounds like you should rebrand it an AI clock