@boner said in Internet of shit:
Internet of shit
Power source on a baby. They should get Samsung to manufacture it.
@boner said in Internet of shit:
Internet of shit
Power source on a baby. They should get Samsung to manufacture it.
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You can't say you weren't warned....
She's stepping on some sort of cord and it's going to bother me not knowing what that is.
She's charging.
And if you have to ask how much, you can't afford her
A colleague works on a project that has a 4500-line SQL query
inside a perl script
which calls several stored procedures
which are all around 500 lines
@PleegWat said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
@TimeBandit said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
You forgot "Decline permission to show desktop alerts".
And "Decline permission to share your location".
@HardwareGeek a full list of all companies not doing this would be about as long as the list of all non-lethal animals in Australia
representative line
await(86400*365); // one year should be enough
in a test checking if a task created a folder. Guess what happens if the folder is not created.
@pjh it was written and unmodified for over 2 years. He never needed to do anything else except execute the code on that specific event. Also, it's from a guy that spreads
if (something) {
return true;
} else {
return false;
}
all throughout his code so my tolerance for his shenanigans is already very low.
We'd do better at being taken seriously as a profession
... if we acted like actual engineers and truly considered costs and fail-safes
@dkf said in are arguments for using lisp still valid?:
Homoiconicity (a program can manipulate its own source in a meaningful way)
Translating from academic to English: do you mean metaprogramming?
Why do toucans dance in pairs?
Because two toucans can can-can better than one toucan can.
@Kamil-Podlesak said in In other news today...:
Germany and Switzerland top the chocolate consumption chart both in Europe and in the whole world, at 9 ( ) and even 11 () kg pro person pro year.
What about the amateurs?
@dkf iI remember learning about them though I forgot how they were called. What's actually confusing to me are the paws. It looks like a digit is missing.