@mikeTheLiar said:
It's not like someone could watch you type in your password... oh wait.
I mean, it's not like someone could get your fingerprint off of your touch screen based interface, right?
@mikeTheLiar said:
It's not like someone could watch you type in your password... oh wait.
I mean, it's not like someone could get your fingerprint off of your touch screen based interface, right?
WTF are you using Git for when people don't understand basic VCS in the first place? I don't blame them for finding branching in a DVCS confusing!
They'd be better off with VSS or something much less powerful!
@configurator said:
@Severity One said:What's wrong with "quater past six", by the way?
Or "six fifteen", as some would say it.
Ah yes, the American inability to understand "quarter past" or"quarter to" or "twenty to". It's a pretty complicated part of the English language, sensible to leave it out.
@Ragnax said:
@blakeyrat said:
@Sutherlands said:@Ben L. said:Wow. A comment that increases runtime. I never thought I'd see the day...What?If Ben L is right, Java must have a shitty optimizer.
Rule #1 of Java: Java has a shitty everything. (Not in the least the fucked-to-high-hell auto-update component...)
It might be better to not be 100% ignorant about things you make assertions about, in case someone confuses your authoritativeness with knowledge.
Surely git is TRWTF, used primarily by people who want to look cool.
@snoofle said:
When it was my turn to speak, I ignored all the technology stuff and simply pointed out that printing, stuffing, addressing, stamping and mailing nearly two million letters because someone was just-doing-a-demo in production and didn't care that it was acting upon his clicks and changes might be a more immediate way to save money, not to mention face.So have you been fired yet?
@da Doctah said:
Perhaps, but a developer pretending the world is an idealistic place and refusing to do the work is also a WTF. It is absolutely a reasonable response to do a nasty fix to get things working ASAP so you can placate the customer while working on a better fix.@snoofle said:
It turns out that the developers were never told of a requirement, promised by the salesman, and agreed to in the contract by corporate brass, that said report would finish in ONE SECOND.How long has this site been running that we're just now coming to the realization that TRWTF is marketing people?
Duplicating data in order to get a 7000X speed improvement is also clearly not a WTF in its own right and as has already been mentioned, the dev team screwed up by having all the customer data in one table in the first place.
PSN has always worked for me, considering it costs $0.00 that seems a good deal.
@mott555 said:
So a bit like a real hammer then?If Microsoft manufactured carpentry tools and Visual Studio was a hammer, it would
- Have several models depending on how big of a nail you want to use
@Mole said:
On Friday I was complaining to my boss about the 3D modelling software we use constantly crashing. I got the reply "You should use a Mac instead, they never crash" (I'm using a fairly decent PC). After explaining that the software doesn't work on a Mac and isn't even available on the MacWhat 3D modelling software doesn't run on Mac, that seems bizarre!