After reading this entire thread and seeing Sauerkraut referenced, my only thought was:
@WeirdAlYancovic said:
Anyway I, I know it's kind of a roundabout way of saying it
But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here isI
HATE
SAUERKRAUT!That's all I'm really tryin' to say
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And find yourself in an existential quandary
Full of loathing and self-doubt
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
Somewhere out there in this crazy old mixed-up universe of ours
There's still a little place calledAlbuquerque
Oh, that and Farmer Brown entertains me. Not in the "oh he so smart and witty i jus lissen him talk HOURS" way. More in the "So a scientologist walks into a 4chan party..." or "a trekkie shows up to a Star Wars convention" kind of way.
You know that sweet spot in High School where you make fun of a kid enough to be funny every time, but not enough to make him stop hanging out with you? Please, guys, keep it there as long as possible.