We are the Microsoft. Lower your firewall and surrender your keys. We will add your texting and chatting distinctiveness to our own. Your apps will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
darth_llama
@darth_llama
Best posts made by darth_llama
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RE: Skype barely works; let's add new features
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RE: â€đź™… THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
@Tsaukpaetra I believe the point of flavored Vaseline is to blow things other than the mind.
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RE: Localisation/edit settings problem
@ben_lubar Thank you kind sir. Worked first try! Sorry for the delay.
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RE: Loud motorcycles dying?
@Vaire I get the need to be loud. But one of the cardinal rules of life is don't screw with the people you live next to and they hopefully won't do the same.... It needs a quiet switch that you can disable on command so you don't piss off the whole neighborhood. If we can put a man on the moon why can't we install a quiet switch.
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RE: Nintendo Entertainment System?
@loopback0
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
@boomzilla Which one of you guys upvoted this.... lol.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
@Tsaukpaetra most hotel inkeeper laws make you show and ID in the us. I used to be front desk agent. They take a photo copy and keep it on file. So unless hes rolling fake credentials they just put it down. However there are enough shady places he just screwed up by choosing the wrong place.... Or was a dick to front desk agent.
Latest posts made by darth_llama
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
@Tsaukpaetra most hotel inkeeper laws make you show and ID in the us. I used to be front desk agent. They take a photo copy and keep it on file. So unless hes rolling fake credentials they just put it down. However there are enough shady places he just screwed up by choosing the wrong place.... Or was a dick to front desk agent.
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RE: Skype barely works; let's add new features
@WPT interesting link. Seems to be my corporations philosophy of choice.
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RE: Skype barely works; let's add new features
We are the Microsoft. Lower your firewall and surrender your keys. We will add your texting and chatting distinctiveness to our own. Your apps will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
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RE: Lets run Arbitrary SQL code!
@Groaner That's actually quite brilliant if your LS is setup correctly. The ones where I work don't allow you to even pass variables like that in an open-query. So similarly you'd have no problem if they were configured correctly. Query would simply fail at the inclusion of 'bad-actors'.
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RE: â€đź™… THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
@Tsaukpaetra I believe the point of flavored Vaseline is to blow things other than the mind.
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RE: Live 'er Worst
@ScholRLEA What are these abominations... please burn this with nuclear fire.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
@FrostCat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
..., simulating firing it, because England.
As a native Texan now living in Arizona, I lol'd at that one.
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RE: Nintendo Entertainment System?
@loopback0
A good owner knows how to take care of his equipment.