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cloak15
@cloak15
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RE: No Man's Sky
Well, this is just from 2 hours, so YMMV, but it's decently fun. The 'survival' aspect doesn't seem much of a time sink as:
A) The things that you need for survival are the same stuff you need for exploration
B ) Nothing has really been pushing me outside of 'get stuff for your ship to do all the ship things.All I CAN say is that I started the game and then suddenly it was 2.5 hours later. Hopefully it won't disappoint as I get farther.
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RE: This sex toy tells the manufacturer every time you use it
I mean, i'd be one thing to ask, but just kinda collecting the info's a little creeps. I know there are a lot of people who grew up in a culture where sex is kinda this big 'do not talk about' thing, but as long as you don't ask for details I'm not comfortable sharing, it wouldn't bother me to answer.
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RE: In other news today...
@luhmann said in In other news today...:
@raceprouk
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See, the problem THERE is that a properly designed toy has a base that is significantly larger than the widest part of the bulb. In THAT case, someone should have told them "Naw man" and sold them something else.
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RE: Blakeyrat pointing out NodeBB problems
@blakeyrat said:
I WANT TO TYPE A FUCKING B FOLLOWED BY A PAREN YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
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AND you have to select the text and hit REPLY to quote a selection?
Side note: You have to hit the picture icon above the reply box to have it take an image url and show an image?!
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RE: i.Con Smart Condom
@HardwareGeek said in i.Con Smart Condom:
@cloak15 said in i.Con Smart Condom:
Why would I want the average velocity of my thrusts?
Unless you are having sex in a moving vehicle of some sort, one does not need an I.Con to determine that. The average velocity is going to be pretty nearly zero; your location will be the same as it was when you started. Your average speed, on the other hand, is potentially meaningful information — useless and stupid, perhaps, but not guaranteed to be zero.
According to them:
i.Con will record:- Calories burnt during sexual intercourse
- Speed of thrusts
- Total number of thrusts
- Frequency of sessions
- Total duration of sessions
- Average velocity of thrusts
- Girth measurement
- Different positions used (currently BETA testing – will have more info in a release coming soon)
- Average skin temperature
Some stand outs are Girth Measurement (I mean, can't you just get a tape measure) and the beta testing for Positions used. While I have no doubt that this will be ass, I really do wonder how you beta test that. You'd need a pretty good range of people to test out your Weird Dick Metric Collector (TM) to have anything approaching accurate, and that doesn't nearly keep up with the amount of sex positions invented on a monthly basis.
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RE: The Official Status Thread
So my ISP just called to offer to upgrade my internet speeds to 80, 110, or 200 Megagigs! How exiting!
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RE: The Official Status Thread
@Yamikuronue said in The Official Status Thread:
@sloosecannon Maybe my marriage is so strong the pair of us are matched as a single character?
.... wait, does that mean threesomes? I'm going to choose to interpret that as having kinky threesoms.
...but hopefully not with UTF-16-year-olds...
I would also not be alright with that age range.
Threesomes are awkward if you're not sure if you need to bring water, Gatorade or Capri-sun
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RE: i.Con Smart Condom
That seems like a lot more work than I'd wanna put into it. Besides, people get weirded out when you ask them Survey questions
Latest posts made by cloak15
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
@Luhmann That's.... wow. How about a focus group of people who have spent any significant time around anyone that has periods.
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RE: In other news today...
@luhmann said in In other news today...:
@raceprouk
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See, the problem THERE is that a properly designed toy has a base that is significantly larger than the widest part of the bulb. In THAT case, someone should have told them "Naw man" and sold them something else.
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RE: The Official Status Thread
So my ISP just called to offer to upgrade my internet speeds to 80, 110, or 200 Megagigs! How exiting!
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RE: 2 news sites report story about sex-attacker. Ask for help. Both blur out his face.
@masonwheeler Ah! Do you know if he had Adolescent Blount's Disease?
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RE: i.Con Smart Condom
@HardwareGeek said in i.Con Smart Condom:
@cloak15 said in i.Con Smart Condom:
Why would I want the average velocity of my thrusts?
Unless you are having sex in a moving vehicle of some sort, one does not need an I.Con to determine that. The average velocity is going to be pretty nearly zero; your location will be the same as it was when you started. Your average speed, on the other hand, is potentially meaningful information — useless and stupid, perhaps, but not guaranteed to be zero.
According to them:
i.Con will record:- Calories burnt during sexual intercourse
- Speed of thrusts
- Total number of thrusts
- Frequency of sessions
- Total duration of sessions
- Average velocity of thrusts
- Girth measurement
- Different positions used (currently BETA testing – will have more info in a release coming soon)
- Average skin temperature
Some stand outs are Girth Measurement (I mean, can't you just get a tape measure) and the beta testing for Positions used. While I have no doubt that this will be ass, I really do wonder how you beta test that. You'd need a pretty good range of people to test out your Weird Dick Metric Collector (TM) to have anything approaching accurate, and that doesn't nearly keep up with the amount of sex positions invented on a monthly basis.
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RE: i.Con Smart Condom
That seems like a lot more work than I'd wanna put into it. Besides, people get weirded out when you ask them Survey questions
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RE: i.Con Smart Condom
Sooo...No where can I see what the things made of, so you possibly CAN'T boil it. I mean, if it's not made out of a safe material, I wouldn't want it by my junk anyway.
Also, the 'metrics' that it measures are...really weird. Why would I want the average velocity of my thrusts?
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RE: Watching notifications are not working right
actually I was trying to eat, but I'll go and check it now.
Yeah, it's looking at the Resistance Main thread
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RE: Watching notifications are not working right
Right now, nothing. Let me make sure tho
Edit: Yep, you compy was locked and nothing was up, so you're blank on that.