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    Cassidy

    @Cassidy

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    Best posts made by Cassidy

    • RE: Here's a phishing scam. Don't click it.

      @Renan said:

      Can you block the link's domain for everybody?

      Because if you tell them to not click on something, they WILL try and click on it

       

      Block the link and set up a redirect that shows them a "Har Har You're a MORON for clicking that link!" page.

      Add a counter for more fun and profit.

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    • RE: THE BAD IDEAS THREAD

      @da Doctah said:

      bikini tops with little propellers
       

      Not such a bad idea. It justifies staring at them.

      @da Doctah said:

      invisible paint

      I bought some of this once. I've no idea where I left it.

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    • RE: Bumping Threads WTF

      @spamcourt said:

      until 07-18-2013.
       

      Damn, 2013 has over 18 months?

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    • RE: Yet another sleep

      Hmmm....

      @snoofle said:

      I optimized the system to query this one value along with all the other data that's queried for the message, at one time.
       

      You really meant:

      @snoofle said:

      I changed the code to make fuller use of the processor and cause the understressed CPU fans to barf again.

      Now for the next bit:

      @snoofle said:

      @Mcoder said:

      why can't you just synchronize the clocks?
      *I* can't; the SAs could, if they knew how. Apprently they don't, and they won't take guidance from us lowly developers.

      You, Good Sir, have proposed common sense, and this company will have none of that!

       

      Something to hit them with: if they need to report intrusion detection attempts or security violations, then logs need to be accurately timestamped. Without some NTP in place, forensics won't trust logfiles. Can you slap management with some legal compliance?

       

       

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    • RE: Yet another sleep

      Crystal glassware?

      Posh!

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    • RE: Lotus Notes: Spearheading the social/mobile web revolution!


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    • RE: Yet another sleep

      @dhromed said:

      UNSETTLING PICTURE OF MORBIUSWILTERS
       

      Isn't this like writing "wet water" or "cold ice"...?

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    • RE: Nobody shares knowledge better than this

      @SpectateSwamp said:

      http://www.telusplanet.net/public/stonedan/dbp0312.jpg Whatever is coming our way will get a BIG surprise

       .. when they trip over some carelessly-placed rocks?

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    • RE: Nobody shares knowledge better than this

      @derula said:

      Example: in Media Player Classic, you can hit Control+Down to decrease speed, Control+Up to increase.

      THAT'S how you do it?

      I've been trying "t t enter enter enter" then awaiting a dialogue box called "Prompt#2" to appear so I could type "ee".

      That explains lots.

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    • RE: Nobody shares knowledge better than this

      @SpectateSwamp said:

      I can't understand why FF doesn't excite some people.
       

      I guess you've never had the pleasure of the opposite sex...

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    Latest posts made by Cassidy

    • RE: Ass-backwards compatibility

      @j6cubic said:

      I don't know what's sillier: Plesk's sad excuse for an API or renting a server without even checking whether the SLA covers everything we need.
       

      Plesk sucks the fat wongo. So did Ensim for a while.

      I really thought having a control panel would reduce a huge workload but the amount of workarounds and tweaks required cancelled out any time savings. In the end I do stuff manually over ssh on my servers, and it doesn't seem to be as big an effort as I thought.

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    • RE: Einige tolle Nike -Schuhe!

      @PJH said:

      @toon said:
      Also, just now noticing the "Report Abuse" link. More density on my part...
      .. thus pre-empting my next reply...
       

      Apart from the obvious answer... why does this link take you to a compose screen and not just flag it for mod attention?

      Or is hitting the link then "Post" without bothering to add further details sufficient to flag up spam?

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    • RE: Sharepoint

      @tharpa said:

      Is Sharepoint really so hard to learn that it needs to be listed as a primary required experience?
       

      SharePoint is quite a vast system. Think: source control, trac, forum, dropbox, gallery, blog and poll all rolled into one.

      @tharpa said:

      Or is it something any programmer could quickly pick up, like source control?

      Think of a young innocent PHP install getting gang-banged by LinkedIn, Flikr, MySpace, Facefook, Twatter, Google,Wordpress, Drupal and Joomla. Imagine what the bastard offspring is like.

      Do you think any nursery school counsellor would be able to assess behavioural patterns quickly?

      One problem with programmers is that they approach SharePoint as someone's pre-built .net codebase and start creating unholy unmaintainable hacks to drop into SP which then become isolated from the usual SP controls - and their lack of knowledge about SP's capabilities means they've also wasted a large amount of developer effort upon designing a circular rotating transportation solution.

      If anything, developers should treat SP as a tool to use and not as codebase to modify and maintain.

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    • RE: Another important elevation in this garden

      @PJH said:

      Since most spammers are of the 'drive by' type and don't bother reusing the accounts they create, it's actually more effort to disable the accounts, as well, than to simply just delete the post.
       

      On a forum I moderated, deleting the account meant another would quickly be created. Flagging the account as a spammer meant their posts hit the bit-bucket but since the spambot was able to login it never trigged the re-reg attempts (and I guess the spammers themselves never checked the forum, at least from the same IP as the spambot)

      We were able to collect a log of spammy IPs and block 'em en-masse without users tasting their vomit.

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    • RE: Another unappreciated dev

      @skotl said:

      In the UK, you would be on shaky ground with the second question. We're really only allowed to (well, "recommended to", rather than "allowed to") verify job title, length of tenure and salary. Anything subjective is open to a whole world of legal butt-hurt.
       

      A former boss - when asked for a reference, stated "legally I can't say anything that will jepordise their employment chances.. so I'm reserving my right to refuse providing a reference".

      It worked.

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    • RE: "All your drives are belong to..." (Rant)

      @dhromed said:

      @Master Chief said:

      Did it? Huh. Never noticed them before Vista. Noted.
       

      Ok. Weird though, since they were just as hidden in Vista+ as in XP.

       

      And are just as much of a pain. I needed Unlocker under XP and Win7 clients to scrub some directories that apparently were in use by Explorer wanting to update thumbnails of images I was about to delete.

      And why does the view not get preserved upon renaming folder? It seems thumbs.db needs to be regenerated each time folders are moved.

       

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    • RE: Google icons

      @TGV said:

      @El_Heffe said:
      So, if I have photos of kittens, and do a search for kittens, because I want MOAR KITTENS, Google will 'helpfully' show me results that include the pictures of kittens THAT I ALREADY HAVE.
      Because Google isn't just your friend, it's your file system too!
       

      Gloopwin's Law: the more Google advances, the closer it approaches SSRS.

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    • RE: IE likes you to log in...

      @mr_seeker said:

      Apparently, when you use Internet explorer in combination with ASP websites (the old one that has the extension ASP) it will try to log in... Using your pc credentials.
       

      I'm no IE expert, but I thought this only happened if the site is added to the "Trusted Zone".

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    • RE: What is the most common element on the internet?

      Probably <div>, but I hear <span> is pretty commonplace too.

       

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    • RE: Link WTF

       Isn't this kind of redirect supposed to improve page ranking with Facefook or increase someone's friend count?

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