I like the first footnote, and I imagine this conversation.
Student: Seriously, I've been waiting for two hours for one of you guys.
Tech: Well, you filled out the LAN Form, right?
S: Yeah, that's what you told me to fill out.
T: Didn't you read the whole thing?
S:Ummm, what do you mean?
T: Well it clearly states "No ontime setups unless specifically requested."
S: WTF‽‽