Initial parse interpreted that as "puberty." Much confusion was had by me.
glad i'm not the only one who read it that way.
Yes, I am single. Why did you ask, and which eye would you prefer to be blacked for asking?
Swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
You should probably assume that any image that i fail to embed to this forum and instead post a link to is NSFW. Even if otherwise noted.
Just cause they didn't stop him then doesn't mean he got awau scotch free
If you're going to bribe an officer to get out of a DUI, using scotch isn't the best plan.
you think they're more likely to approve of Bourbon?
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