some stupid chick isn't grasping the concept of rainbows and believes the government or whoever is putting substances in her water which create rainbows. (because according to her, those are limited to the sky)
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RE: Woop woop - moron alert!
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RE: The ultimate photo database
Management deserved nothing more...
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RE: Idiocy by proxy
I don't get why you people have to go crazy about this.
I signed up just for this, because I thought I could help by posting a readable copy. Now I'm a 'lying douchebag'?
Wow, that's mature and shows how professional you really are. If you're really keen on learning The Truth ™ - ask the admin for a changelog.
Maybe I am a lying douchebag. It might be possible I get a kick out of it... who knows?
Maybe you need an editor with builtin arrogance detection.
Anyway, you managed to get rid of me in a few hours. Congratulations! I'm sure the TDWTF Forums will be a better place without me. -
RE: Idiocy by proxy
I'm just seeing a textbox as well, using Opera 9.5. I suppose it isn't supported....
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RE: Idiocy by proxy
bstorer: That's interesting. Now the first line's too long for me as well; it wasn't before. Something else on the page must messing with that text's rendering.
Oh and nope, I didn't edit the post before taking the screenshot. -
RE: Idiocy by proxy
Now where exactly did you see me complain about the forum software?
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RE: Idiocy by proxy
What's your issue?
Below my last message is a screenshot of my original post with readable text.
I think you really should read properly before making a fool out of yourself while trying to make fun out of other people.
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RE: Idiocy by proxy
@MasterPlanSoftware said:
You lose. Learn to use the editor.
Oh really? looks like the only readable version on this page to me...
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RE: Idiocy by proxy
mewin!
the software is detecting the html tags in the text block (>) and switches to html mode, meaning line ends get screwed/are ignored. using pre tags helps. -
RE: Idiocy by proxy
Screwed up line ends i guess. here's my go at it, copied from pagesource:
This is an on-going discussion with a client and their 'SEO expert' and one of our developers.... Top message is most recent. The instructions provided I could paste here, but they're piteous and boilerplate enough that they're easily identifiable. Hello, Please find the attached optimization instructions. You will find 4 separate attachments. 1) Sitemap.xml - This needs to be uploaded to your home directory. 2) Googlesitemapinstructions.txt - Instructions on how to implement the Google sitemap. 3) www.maggiescosmetics.com _Instructions.txt - Search engine optimization instructions for the website. Please let us know when the above is complete. We will await your reply. Sincerely, Customer Support http://www.enroleverywhere.com On 28 May 2008, at 13:21, info@maggiescosmetics.com wrote:
> Hi Bob > Please advise. > Thanks > Margaret Bob writes : Hi Margaret, I contacted you about this shortly after they contacted us - I'm afraid we can't do the integration work free of charge, as most of their requests are fairly general 'please SEO the site' type requests, and will require some time to integrate. As I previously said, we're perfectly happy to give them access to make the changes themselves - they need only email at the start of their business day with their IP address and we'll give them FTP access. Thanks, Bob SEO Experts :: Hi Margaret, We created custom on-site optimization instructions because we were told they would be implemented to the site. We normally would charge our hourly fee, but we didn't. Now we are being told we wasted our time... We would be perfectly happy to do the re-optimization of the site again at no charge whatsoever, but they need to open up the firewall. As we have explained previously, we have DYNAMIC IP addresses. At a simple refresh of our browser we could get another IP address and not be able to upload due to their firewall. Sincerely, Customer Support http://www.enroleverywhere.com Hi Bob As you can see from the response we have arrived at a stalemate - any suggestions? Regards Margaret Bob writes:: Hi Margaret, They won't get a new IP address each time they refresh their browser - DHCP simply does not work this way. Dynamic IPs are typically leased for the duration of a connection, plus a buffer window in order to cater for connections dropped for short periods, so unless they restart their router in between every page load, their IP should be static for the entire duration of their connection - if their IP shifted randomly throughout their internet session it would make virtually any internet usage impossible. As I said, they're welcome to email with their IP address when they start their internet connection up in the morning, as I take it they shut it down overnight, and I'll open up the firewall for them. There's absolutely no way we can open up the firewall to all traffic for an extended period, as it would put both your site and other client sites at risk. Thanks, Bob ----- Forwarded message from support@enroleverywhere.com ----- Date: Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:05:06 -0700 From: "enroleverywhere.com" Reply-To: "enroleverywhere.com" Subject: Re: Fwd: Re: maggiescosmetics.com - on-site optimization instructions To: info@maggiescosmetics.com Hi Margaret, Although we appreciate bob's opinion on the matter, but he is completely mistaken. The whole point of a DYNAMIC IP is you simply don't know for how long the IP will remain in place. It can change with a simple refresh as we explained. Our network runs on 6 different DYNAMIC IP addresses as such there is no guarantee whatsoever they will remain in place by the time they add our IP to their firewall. Please note, we tried this system twice already and our IP address had changed both times they added it to the firewall. For the most part they just need to copy and paste. It should take no more than 45 minutes to complete our instructions. Sincerely, Customer Support http://www.enroleverywhere.com Hi Margaret, Unfortunately, he's mistaken about my being mistaken - I spent three years developing thin-client trading software and architecting networks for the financial industry - the only possible scenario that would describe his situation would be if he's on a pooled connection with some kind of outgoing round robin DNS, although such a setup would be extremely improbable. If he has 6 dynamic IPs, it's absolutely not a problem for me to add each of them to the apf setup - also, if there's a specific netblock his IPs will lie within, I can add that if he can provide it in CIDR notation. Thanks, Bob Hi Bob This is the response I got: "This morning just on the machine I am on alone the DYNAMIC (not static) IP address has changed 3 times..." I can't see an end to this situation! Margaret Hi Margaret, I can send him an archive of the complete site structure, which he can then amend, re-archive, and I'll upload, if that suits him. Bob > Hi Margaret, > > If you recall, we already tried giving it to them on 2 different > occasions. > Download is not possible because our IP is changing. Each time, by > the time they added it to the firewall our IP address had changed. So we > are confused as to the disbelief on dynamic IP addresses and how they > work... Sincerely, Customer Support http://www.enroleverywhere.com