@KenW said:
@shadowman said:You left out the second (and arguably the best) thread of this trilogy:Ken White is Jealous of Me
Yeah, as the Ken White in question, I quite enjoyed that thread. <g>
Hee hee hee!
It's a treasure just for the title, isn't it? But you're right, it's Brice at his foam-mouthed frothiest. There's a lot of boring stuff from perfectly reasonable and intelligent people who feel the need to respond; but to save WTF readers the need to plough through the whole lot, may I offer the following gems from Madame Brice's mouth?
"Try to get me to think like you as a function of development protocols
and I will, in all likelihood fail because my synaptic connections are
uniquely different than yours"
(Translation: you are all clones. I ignored the multiple errors in grammar, on account of the fact that my synaptic connections are mostly unique.)
"Nothing I'm writing about here is a new idea"
(Translation: I haven't the foggiest whether or not it works. or is appropriate to the task in hand.)
"Did you ever stop to think that the GOTO keyword, which has been with
us since the beginning of programming, has some interesting utility to
it....which is why it has survived for soooooooooooo long?"
No translation required. This is probably my favourite. Enjoy!
... and, just in case that isn't enough Brice-juiciness for you, consider this on the same thread, by Tony Chang:
"The software FAA project could be completed by a single good developer in a couple of months."
Idiocy begets idiocy. Thankfully, very few people listen. But that very few is still far too many.
BTW: Still jealous, Ken?
Alex: Can we PLEASE have more from this lunatic? Let's face it, he's perfectly qualified...