tmountjr: Ach! You're right, I missed a good line. Well, "good" in the sense of... ah, you know what I mean.
R.Flowers: ... What? Look, I won't be held responsible for what went through your dirty mind...
tmountjr: Ach! You're right, I missed a good line. Well, "good" in the sense of... ah, you know what I mean.
R.Flowers: ... What? Look, I won't be held responsible for what went through your dirty mind...
Pretty much. I'm curious, though, as to whether these messages were written by an English native or if the Zero Wing team has been doing open source localization lately... Every time I see thim, I can't help but think of AYB...
In /etc/init.d
Sudo was beginning.
Kernel: What happen?
Gcc: Somebody set up us the root.
Shell: We get signal.
Kernel: What!
Shell: Main finger turn on.
Kernel: It's you!!
PAM: How are you programs!!
PAM: All your cycle are belong to us.
PAM: You are on the way to install.
Kernel: What you say!!
PAM: You have no chance to configure make your time.
PAM: Ha ha ha ha....
Shell: Kernel!!
Kernel: Take off every 'Gz'!!
Kernel: You know what you doing.
Kernel: Move 'Tar'.
Kernel: For great source.
Yes, yes that was as bad as you think it was. Sorry about that.
Okay, looks like the image broke. Here's the important part:
funnyman3595@localhost ~ $ sudo gcc-config i686-pc-linux-gnu-4.1.1
Verification start
Put finger
Image processing
Scanned good image
Operation succeeded
* Switching native-compiler to i686-pc-linux-gnu-4.1.1 ...
The image is here. Hopefully that page will work even though the include doesn't.
I just got Linux's fingerprint software working on my Gentoo install. It wasn't that hard (for once), but I've noticed some... odd messages when it triggers on the command line.
(sorry for the JPEG, but Picasa wouldn't take the PNG version)
From the blog link:
@BileBlog said:
The pain goes on and on, and never really ends with this class. We have an impressive ignorance of how basic numeric handling in java works, as evidenced by // To avoid 0.0 for non-zero file, we bump to 0.1. We also have renderSize and displaySize, both of which do equally fucked up shit.
int leftside = filesize / 1024;
int rightside = (filesize % 1024) / 103; // makes 1 digit
// To avoid 0.0 for non-zero file, we bump to 0.1
if (leftside == 0 && rightside == 0 && filesize != 0)
rightside = 1;
buf.append(leftside).append(".").append(rightside);
buf.append(" KB");
double tkb = filesize / 10240.0; // Tens of kb
double kb = Math.ceil(tkb) / 10.0; // kb rounded to nearest 10th.
buf.append(Double.toString(kb).substring(0,3))
@dhromed said:
Dialog Madlibs!
All I want to know is what was supposed to go in slot #4 that they felt they had to parameterize it? Especially seeing as how "Mozilla" is apparently hardcoded just below there...
Well, I suppose this works:
The file "Alge.bra" is of type Undergarment (Bra), and Geek does not know how to handle this file type.
-FM
@rbriem said:
Actually, they knew they were out of their league before you even typed the first character ... their clue was that someone was contacting them.
@versatilia said:
Hooray! I never heard this before, finally something to replace
the dog-eared "There are 10 types of people...". I shudder when I
hear that one now.
@Pope said:
Lol. I had a boss who had fingers so big that he would accidentally hit Caps Lock when typing 'a'. I was working one day when I heard a WHOOSH-THUD and turned to see the Caps Lock key lying on the floor beside me. He liked the new layout of his keyboard so much that he had soon taken out the CTRL, ALT, Tab, Esc and F1 through F12 keys as well.