man you have your own page on ED. at first i thought you were a troll, now i'm convinced there's just something wrong with you. nobody can troll that much and not get sick of it.
CaptainCaveman
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RE: Nobody shares knowledge better than this
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RE: Nobody shares knowledge better than this
@SpectateSwamp said:
Join the DreamInCode showdown. Use the *Swamp handle if you like.
http://www.dreamincode.net/forums/topic/201834-digital-video-showdown/
Choscura : "I have to ask. Why the fuck would aliens take the form of cured tobacco leaves?"
@SpectateSwamp said:
A 500 MPH tobacco leaf!!!
lulz
Latest posts made by CaptainCaveman
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RE: The status column
@bertram said:
@snoofle said:
As a consultant, I've been instructed to make all possible efforts to give them what they want, the way they want it;
Seriously, you really had to be instructed to do that? You don't see that as, y'know, your job, at all?
As a professional software developer/engineer/consultant/whatever it should be part of your job to deliver a well working, maintainable system. Don't bend over and let some manager have his way with you just because he's a manager. If you let the users make technical decisions you are bound to end up with a ton of wtfery and an unsustainable system, which will cost the company far more in the long run than a little effort up front to deliver the proper solution. If they can't be convinced by technical reasons perhaps you can convince them with monetary reasoning on why it's a terrible to deliver bad code.
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RE: Productivity Meetings
anyone scheduling a meeting from 12-1pm, recurring or not, would encounter a lynch mob at most places I've worked...
honestly i'd probably start interviewing elsewhere, this project is doomed to failure. they aren't going to point fingers at you in that event are they?
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RE: HTML5 showing surprising honesty
@boomzilla said:
But more importantly, are we talking about snorting the hot rocks?
But most importantly, WTF are hot rocks?
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RE: Any ideas on this one?
@blakeyrat said:
I guess that's the next step. There's only 4 unquoted paths in the startup list, and none of them are Java.
Perhaps it's not Java then. I'm not seeing the exact same problem you are, I'm getting missing dll errors. Eclipse itself isn't completely evil, but any My*Eclipse I've ever installed has been of the Devil and must be destroyed.
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RE: Any ideas on this one?
Did you install the latest 1.6 release or the latest 1.7? We're having all sorts of chaotic problems at work today due to installation of the latest 1.6 release on Win 7.
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RE: For your enjoyment, legacy PHP web site hell (An import from Code Project's Hall of Shame)
"sage goes in email field" meaning he didn't think this was worth reading or posting
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'software craftsman'?
WTF is this? I got a spam email for a 'software craftsman' position, it looked like web dev stuff. what gives? anyone here ever heard of a 'craftsman' job title?
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RE: Nobody shares knowledge better than this
I've seen that stuff (and am probably guilty of it) from beginning programmers. I help tutor some first year college students with 'Programming 101' type stuff. They do this. They don't give variables or methods or classes good names because they usually don't understand what it is they are building, they don't 'see' or understand what a particular function or variable represents. So you get things like int a1 = 0 and function22() or programs written in an OO language where the entire program is implemented with a single method.... Swampy's SSRR and oddball file-parser-displayer-thingy are both excellent examples of how bad code and naming conventions can destroy the sustainability of a system, no matter what language.
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RE: Nobody shares knowledge better than this
yo dawg, I heard u like to troll so we put some trolls in your troll thread so you can troll while you troll