Ugh - my eyes hurt now. "view source" reveals that most of this 600kB behemoth of a page is a single image tag with the image content base-64-encoded and embedded directly. Way to defeat cacheing and kill my bandwidth, guys.
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Image fail
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RE: CSOD ASP.Net webforms
@pjt33 said:
.Parent.Parent.Parent.Parent
: because refactoring never happens, so our position relative to theFormView
will never change.
Seen that vile construct in WinForms as well, felt the pain :(
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Someone's just discovered "yield"
A delightful pattern that recurs throughout a library I've just opened up...
public IEnumerable<Foo> GetFoos()
{
foreach (Foo f in PrivateGetFoos())
yield return f;
}
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Profiling our ORM
SELECT [GroupBy1].[A1] AS [C1]
FROM (
SELECT COUNT(1) AS A1
FROM (Select 1 AS X) AS [SingleRowTable1]
WHERE 1 = 0
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Rapid Web Design
You want a website designed? Plenty of time to wait in order to get it just right? (Including text embedded in images, but hey, that's a designery thing...)
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RE: ASPeers, can we agree to stop this shit?
It's the ASP.NET version of the classic ASP pattern which I have seen and shuddered at:
Response.Write("<html>") Response.Write("<head>") Response.Write("<title>My pile of WTF</title>") /* snip ... */ Response.Write("</html>")
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RE: I don't know what to call this pattern
Having a reference back up to the top level Application isn't the worst I've seen - that honour belongs to each object having a reference to its immediate parent in the hierarchy,and then finding someone coding a turd like this.Parent.Parent.Parent.Parent.Parent.Dao.GetFoo(), thereby cementing the entire object hierarchy in place for all time. But the whole idea of objects knowing anything about the innards of their callers basically kills the idea of code reuse stone dead. Leading to the obvious pile of copypasta down the line...
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Great job opportunity
"We're looking for undefined at undefined. Know someone who'll like this job?" http://www.linkedin.com/groups/Were-looking-undefined-undefined-Know-85746.S.188605253?view=&gid=85746&type=member&item=188605253&trk=eml-anet_dig-b_nd-pst_ttle-cn
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RE: Going in circles
There's one view which is like this but does an is-not-null test. The rest, sadly, slavishly follow the pattern even though they clearly add nothing of any value...
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Going in circles
CREATE PROCEDURE LoadAllFoo AS SELECT * FROM Foo WHERE FooName IN (SELECT FooName FROM V_FooName)
CREATE VIEW V_FooName AS SELECT FooName FROM Foo
Enough said.