If I ever get a hint that is being done to me, I'd solve the problem using 68K Assembly. MAKE FUN OF ME NOW!
jaming
@jaming
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RE: Impromptu testing a junior's mettle part 4
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RE: You merely adopted the 500. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a fully rendered Discourse page until I was already a man
At this point I think hosting from an old Core 2 and cable modem in one of our basements would be an improvement in stability.
I actually have a nice server that isn't being used, but I refuse to run Discourse on it. I do not want to bring shame to my family.
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RE: The black hole recruitment
Where I currently work, HR is disorganized as fuck
When I was hired at my current company, HR sent me someone else's job offer. I had to tell them to send me one with my name on it.
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RE: Jeff Atwood on security (blog post)
Where's that thread where we talked about circumnavigating without going over an ocean?
Clearly it could be done with a submarine.
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RE: And back out
Well, it is not like people experiencing it could see that...
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RE: 🗣 Things Our Customers Have Said About Discourse Thread
Basically he was one of the more prominent 3rd party discourse devs, and he posted, in a topic that Sam created about supporting 3rd party discourse development, that it didn't work out the way it was being suggested. The discussion went the way that meta.d discussions go when someone disagrees with a discodev. IMO, he handled himself pretty well, and the discussion ended reasonably peacefully, but then all the posts were jeffed the next day and the op edited by Sam to basically "our way or the highway" before the topic itself was completely jeffed. I actually grabbed most of the posts because I figured it would be jeffed eventually, but I was surprised it was gone the very next day.
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RE: Peas, jest here mii out awn these won
You "broke" Discourse hence you "win", if it was me I would just archive and close the topic.
I am sorry, but if I can DOS attack your software from a single computer successfully, IMO, that it is a serious problem.
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RE: Ummm, thanks, Discourse?
Quit liking so fast! Discourse cannot handle 10s of users at once.
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RE: Mobile IE unable to load certain topics
Perhaps this loading indicator could be used for us non-iOS mobile users:
Latest posts made by jaming
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RE: Trivia time: did you know??????????????
Wait, we can log bugs about the icon vomit that is this forum software?
For what is worth, I agree with blakey. Do you all honestly think the current design is better than his proposal? Or are you all just assholes?
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RE: Maven architecture help
@Yamikuronue said in Maven architecture help:
@jaming Right. Bamboo has the concept of a deploy plan that is manually triggered
I am not familiar with Bamboo, but won't you need a build plain that is manually trigged as well?
Do you really want a release build built with every commit? I must be missing something in your process. What is your definition of a release build? To me it is a build using the maven release plugin (linky) that is named and tagged.
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RE: Maven architecture help
@Yamikuronue said in Maven architecture help:
I want to be able to hand off to my most junior team member some of the smaller repos and be like "To cut a release, click this button" rather than "To cut a release, download and run these batch scripts and pray they work".
I am not talking about manually doing the release builds. You just need to manually trigger the release builds. That is why you need more than one build plan.
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RE: Maven architecture help
Maybe, I am confused, but don't you just want two build plans? One for snapshots and one for releases? You don't want to build a release build on commit.
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RE: In Which @Captain asks C# Beginner Questions
@Captain said in In Which @Captain asks C# Beginner Questions:
We have to "name" our batches with unique batch numbers.
Does it have to be a sequence number? Why not uses another method which does not require storing a value between runs?
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RE: Is "deploying to Docker containers" now a thing?
@jaming said in Is "deploying to Docker containers" now a thing?:
@boomzilla Yeah, if only IDE's came in Docker containers... Then I wouldn't have to configure my installed JRE's!
Crap, I seem to have started some sort of IDE dependency flame war.
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RE: Is "deploying to Docker containers" now a thing?
@boomzilla Yeah, if only IDE's came in Docker containers... Then I wouldn't have to configure my installed JRE's!
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RE: Is "deploying to Docker containers" now a thing?
So it sounds like Docker is there to solve the "Works on my machine" problems for crappy developers. Got it!
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RE: Overwatch Open Beta later this week.
@blakeyrat said in Overwatch Open Beta later this week.:
@jaming said in Overwatch Open Beta later this week.:
Everyone wants to play the game looking for kills instead of playing the objective.
That's pretty much any games except Tribes and, very occasionally, Battlefield.
I've lost games of World of Tanks because someone drove off the objective to chase after an "easy" kill, then got nuked.
That is true. I guess it just particularly annoys me in this game. I mean why not just play [Insert generic FPS here] if all you care about is your K/D.