For some reason our IT department makes work requests public. Here are some gems from the past:
[NAME] only has one peg under her keyboard which obviously makes it hard to type. Can we get her another peg or a new keyboard?
Dell laptop is slow ,old ,and now making weird sounds.
Need help and updated laptop.
MY PHONE IS DOING IT AGAIN!!!!
The clock on the phone is a minute behind the computer time.
Shouldn't they be the same??
My touchpad has been acting up (not as responsive to clicks and not as sensitive on some
movement.) My delete key fell off about six months ago. Not that I care about the delete key, but the touch pad is a problem.
And my personal favorite:<font face="Arial" size="2">Desk top printer making noise and will not print. Printer is approxiamtely 5 1/2 years old. </font><font face="Arial" size="2">Maybe easiest/cheapest thing to do is order a color bubble jet printer. </font>