So here is my "I am a computer teacher who shouldn't be teaching computers" story:
It was a class on VB6 and ASP, not .NET because they coudn't afford to buy all those upgrades. The teacher would give us "tests" where he would hand us a few pages stapeled together, showing us exactly what the website was supposed to look like/do. This "test" had two pages, the first had an input box asking for the persons name and a submit button, and the second would display "Hello, your name is [NAME]". I felt bored, so I kept the first bit but changed the second page to say:
Hello, [NAME]
You have __ characters in your name
Your name spelled backwards is [EMAN]
The teacher gave me a D on the assignment, and he said "Well, you would have gotten an A, plus some extra credit, but you said 'Hello, [NAME]' instead of 'Hello, your name is [NAME]', like it said on the test sheet"