Bail.
...but first get that last roll-in-the-hay--no reason to waste a trip to the apartment, gas is expensive these days.
--Jim
Bail.
...but first get that last roll-in-the-hay--no reason to waste a trip to the apartment, gas is expensive these days.
--Jim
So Materazzi said he did Zidane's mother and sister in the pooper. Sure, it's a nasty thing to say, but for Materazzi, maybe it was calculated--he knew it would provoke Zidane and possibly get him ejected after the expected response, giving Italy the advantage in the pentalty shootout.
Pretty damn smart of Materazzi, and pretty stupid of Zidane to cost the team the world cup because he couldn't keep his cool.
We always say "a chain is only as strong as it's weakest link", so I don't care how well Zidane did all year, his weak link (temper) cost the team the world cup, that makes a pretty weak chain.
---Jim
Hitscan,
Tone down on the 'I'm so cool and I get all the hot babes and she's just average' bit. Methinks thou doth protest too much.
She's hot in my opinion, especially condidering my guess that most of us also mitigate our 'hot' rating with the assumption that she is a geek--part of some development team who is taking a break from slinging code to engage in an activity where she can tease her team members (or is it team's member's) with some impressive cleavage.
I don't know where you've worked lately...and excuse me for generalizing...but most female coders I've come across (pun not intended) are ones who I would kick out of bed even without eating crackers.
--J
Quite obviously Dvorak was being facetious. Remember his 4-bit processor story?
--Jim
Bail.
...but first get that last roll-in-the-hay--no reason to waste a trip to the apartment, gas is expensive these days.
--Jim
I was a consultant working alongside, though on different projects, with another consultant who was an independant. So one day he was trying to figure out why his program didn't work, and was trying to be tactful about blaming it on some program of mine that he thought was on the same server. His programs were constantly crashing, but it was 'never his fault'.
Throughout the day, he kept asking "Are you *sure* you don't have anything running on venus?". I'd say no, I've got nothing on that server. A few minutes later, purposefully in front of the IT director..."Are you really, really sure you've got nothing on venus??" He had the 'ready to pounce' sound, like he'd found the evidence and just wanted to be diplomatic and give me a chance to admit my shame before he exposed me in front of the IT director. I again said no.
"Well, you and I are the only ones who could possibly have anything running on that server, and my program is going slow because it's being interfered with by *SOMEONE'S* program which is taking 99 percent of the resources! Now Jim, that program isn't mine, therefore it's got to be yours, so please cancel your 'System Idle Process' program".
The IT director and me looked at each other and I just had to leave the room shaking my head, trying to be politically correct and not burst out in uncontrollable laughter.
--Jim