I was reading a news article on oregonlive.com, when the site popped up an annoying survey saying I can't read the article unless I answer a survey question. That, in itself, is TRWTF, but more interestingly the survey announced that it was question "1 of 2 or fewer."
Unfortunately, the page source offers no obvious clues as to what horrors lie behind this seemingly innocuous statement. I'm sure we all know that underneath lies a Lovecraftian abomination of inhuman logic.