@lanzz said:
from a language that has an "unexpected T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM" error, yours seems quite sane, even as unhelpful as it is.
That error message stems from PHP's Israeli-led development. Pa'amayim Nekudotayim is the English transliteration of the Hebrew phrase for "double colon." Why they didn't translate it is beyond me, but the error makes sense if you understand Hebrew...