I suppose it didn't help that I was doing a whois on churchofsatan.com, but how the hell else am I supposed to find a number to call to see if I'm supposed to bring desert or drinks to the pot luck? Really... The newsletter is frankly crap and what the hell kind of system is:
Bring treats based on your cardinal sin of choice:
Lust: Sodas
Gluttony: Dessert
Greed: Main Course
Sloth: Chips
Wrath: Virgin blood
Envy: Sacrificial goat
Pride: Dip (for the chips!)
I personally lust after dessert so WTF am I supposed to bring?
Anyhow - I did not fake it, nor wait till I was almost at 9999. I did, once get the captcha PEDERAST from TLC.com when voting for Vern on Trading Spaces. That creeped me out.