Well this is going nowhere. There is nothing like talking to a bunch of folks with IQ's lower than 10. Well goodnight forever!!!!!!
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RE: Oh I'm pissed..... is this the right forum???
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RE: Oh I'm pissed..... is this the right forum???
The coffee has now worn off . That was my Kramer mode. Actually Bill Gates introduced me to my most favourite computer program of all times QUICK BASIC 4.5 (Don't laugh) This little gem really taught me what programming was all about. Quick Basic fully supports calls to machine language routines (yes written in object code). Link.exe is supplied so that you can link the object code(S) together and presto an EXE. Of course this is really for 16 bit non protected mode programming but with a little work you can do protected mode too. Actually I thank Bill Gates for QB45 and the many 1000s of hours I've played with that remarkable program. I started programming with the very first Basic that were out there and worked my way up. I have a dose of C but find hands on assembler much easier and more flexible. In general I think that Bill Gates is always taking computer prgramming to the limits and that is why maybe there are so many (bugs) in MS programs. Hek I know what a bug is, when you write 20,000 line of object code you are bound to get them. I just wish these highly complex programs were more debugged . I would rather have a rock soild program than too many features.
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RE: Oh I'm pissed..... is this the right forum???
Very funny. Now looky here. I spent a full two years of my life machine lauguage programming. I got so good at it that I could dissasemble binary code in my head.. When I see the VULGAR crap in MS WORD 2007 (can't group a text box with a picture) I want to vomit. A two year old could program better than that Not being able to do what you could do in Word 2003 is surely going backwards. I tried MSWORD 2008 for MAC and the bug is not there. That is just BS. I went to several computer stores and complained and the sales persons are all just the same trained usual zombies, they all say the same thing
Sales person : Do you have any question today?
Me: Yes about 2000 but I'll just narrow it down to 1. Do you have Word 2007 loaded in ANY of your store machines..
Sales: No
ME : Oh It sure would be nice because I will now demonstrate before the whol e staff of London Drugs computer department on how Bill Gates is fucking with our lives
Sales: (Silence)
Me : DID YOU HEAR OF THE BUG IN WORD 2007 YADAYADYADA.....the end
Sales :(Silence)
Me: Oh the suspense is killing me WHATS THE PUNCH LINE>>>>>?????
Sales : Well I'm glad I have helped you today(walks away)
ME : I spin around faster than the guns on the Bismarck
I WANT A FREE UPGRADE .LETS ALL DEMAND A FREE UPGRADE !!!
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RE: I still don't get the whole MS bash thing...
Holy S*it all the gobbly gook I hear. What would happen if 100 artists had painted the MonaLisa
Answer: a piece of s*it just like MS software!!!
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RE: Oh I'm pissed..... is this the right forum???
MarcB
All I know is the MS put that bug in on purpose so that people will rush out to buy Office 2008 to fix that nasty bug. Why does not BG just own up to these cult tactics? I'm not ever going to buy a MS product again
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Oh I'm pissed..... is this the right forum???
You may know about the major bug in Word 2007 where it is simply not possible to group a picture and a text box. Oh sweet Jesus does Microsoft really think that I'm gonna shell out 500 bucks for Office 2007 just to be pissed off by this bug???? The word "bug" is forbidden in Microsoft's vocabulary. I just don't Jesus know how BG can get away with this BS!!!