Sorry for raising your hopes and dreams.



  • This e-mail just went out to everyone in the local office:

     

    All –

    Just wanted to let you know that <font color="red">[Mexican restaurant]</font> (located next to <font color="red">[Nearby location]</font>) is giving us a free drink with the purchase of a Menu item as long as you have your badge.

    Thanks
    <font color="red">[Person]</font>

     

    Not three minutes later, we received a follow-up from the same person:

     

    I forgot I was sending this to <font color="red">[Members of company]</font>.  This is a free Non-Alcoholic, medium drink from the fountain.  Sorry for raising your hopes and dreams only to crush them.

     

    I applaud the brave individuals who sent the responses that prompted this addendum.



  • @curtmack said:

    This e-mail just went out to everyone in the local office:

     

    All –

    Just wanted to let you know that <font color="red">[Mexican restaurant]</font> (located next to <font color="red">[Nearby location]</font>) is giving us a free drink with the purchase of a Menu item as long as you have your badge.

    Thanks
    <font color="red">[Person]</font>

     

    Not three minutes later, we received a follow-up from the same person:

     

    I forgot I was sending this to <font color="red">[Members of company]</font>.  This is a free Non-Alcoholic, medium drink from the fountain.  Sorry for raising your hopes and dreams only to crush them.

     

    I applaud the brave individuals who sent the responses that prompted this addendum.

    Coca-Cola?



  • @Nagesh said:

    @curtmack said:

    This e-mail just went out to everyone in the local office:

    Coca-Cola?

     

    No, I suspect curtmack works for someone other than coca-cola.

     



  • Who on earth eats Mexican food WITHOUT Corona or Margaritas? That's just... unamerican.



  • You mean Dos Equis, right? God please tell me you mean Dos Equis!



  • @blakeyrat said:

    You mean Dos Equis, right? God please tell me you mean Dos Equis!
     

    Curse you!  Normally I'm pretty immune to advertisements, but now I want to go get dinner at a nearby place and have a nice Dos Equis Amber...



  •  Peasants.

    Everybody knows that the cerveza of choice is Modelo Negro.



  •  sausages.



  • Mmmmm,@dhromed said:

     sausages.


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