Corporate Desk Help



  • I was working at a customers site this week and I noticed in the cube farm where I was that on every row of cubes was a printed sign that described how the Corporate ideal cube should be maintained and even had a reference picture to compare your cube with. Among the usual "Neatly stack papers", "Keep your personal items in one section" etc was this gem:

    "Your name badge has to be attached to the top left area of the door of the overhead storage bin"


    I pointed out to one of my contacts there that he wasn't in compliance with corporate policy as his name tags was attached to the bottom right of the door. When he asked "What corporate policy?" I pointed him at the 2 signs I could see in direct view from his cube.


  • So you removed his plausible deniability? You ass.



  • @OzPeter said:

    "Your name badge has to be attached to the top left area of the door of the overhead storage bin"
     

    What the hell? You work in an airplane? 



  • @blakeyrat said:

    So you removed his plausible deniability? You ass.
    +1

    Really, I think you need to read this book. At least the first half.

    How To Win Friends and Influence People

     



  • @OzPeter said:

    I was working at a customers site this week and I noticed in the cube farm where I was that on every row of cubes was a printed sign that described how the Corporate ideal cube should be maintained

    This is TRWTF, a sure sign of management with entirely too much free time.



  • @OzPeter said:

    I was working at a customers site this week and I noticed in the cube farm where I was that on every row of cubes was a printed sign that described how the Corporate ideal cube should be maintained and even had a reference picture to compare your cube with.
    Did it look like this?



  • From the description, it sounds more like [url="http://mimg.ugo.com/200708/2422/office_space_milton_action_figure_diorama.jpg"]this[/url].


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