Magic Beer



  • A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.



    "Magic Beer" he says.



    She thinks he's a little crazy, but asks, "That isn't really Magic Beer,
    is it?"



    "Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the
    window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.



    The lady couldn't believe it:  "I bet you can't do that again."



    He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
    building three times, and comes back in the window.



    She is amazed and says she wants to try it.  So the guy says
    to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."



    She gets her drink, takes a big gulp and jumps out the window ....
    and hits the ground and breaks several bones..



    The bartender looks at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're
    a real asshole when you're drunk."



  • Wanted to upvote, but realized this isn't reddit... :)



  • A moth goes into a Podiatrist's office

     A moth goes into a Podiatrist's office and says "Doc, my life is terrible and I just don't know what to do."   For the next four hours the moth tells the doctor every minute detail of his life.  Finally the podiatrist says "It sounds like you've got some very serious problems, but you need a Psychiatrist, not a Podiatrist.  Why did you come in here?"

    And the moth says

     

    "Because the light was on".

     



  • @El_Heffe said:

    "Because the light was on".
     


     



  • @DOA said:

    @El_Heffe said:

    "Because the light was on".
     


     



  • Good to know WOW still looks just as ass as it did when I quit playing 3 years ago.



  • @blakeyrat said:

    Good to know WOW still looks just as ass as it did when I quit playing 3 years ago.
    Wait, which ass are you talking about? The blue one or the shiny lady one?



  • @Ben L. said:

    @blakeyrat said:
    Good to know WOW still looks just as ass as it did when I quit playing 3 years ago.
    Wait, which ass are you talking about? The blue one or the shiny lady one?
     

    Your hairy, unwashed, lowpoly one.



  • @dhromed said:

    @Ben L. said:

    @blakeyrat said:
    Good to know WOW still looks just as ass as it did when I quit playing 3 years ago.
    Wait, which ass are you talking about? The blue one or the shiny lady one?
     

    Your hairy, unwashed, lowpoly one.

    The blue one, then.



  • @DOA said:

    @El_Heffe said:

    "Because the light was on".
     


     

    <font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">A bad joke is better than no joke at all.</font>

     



  • @El_Heffe said:

    <font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">A bad joke is better than no joke at all.</font>
     

    I PROPOSE AN EXPERIMENT!

    We will send two comedians to open mike nights at comedy clubs. One will tell awful jokes. One will just sit there and stare at the audience. They will perform until their time is up or they are kicked off the stage. To control, they must be randomly mixed with "regular" comedians, in random order, and sometimes one will perform without the other performing. They will also randomly switch roles, as to avoid "funny face" bias.

    Let's see who gets more laughs / murdered / sodomized with their own face.



  • @Lorne Kates said:

    One will just sit there and stare at the audience.
     

    Already been done, sort of. It was very funny.

    I think this limits the possible outcomes of your experiment.



  • @IoanIancu said:

     I like ending statements with question marks to make them sound like a question?  I'm spamming some sites with URLs at the moment. Do moderators kill spammer accounts here?
     

    FTFY...



  •  haha Superman is one!



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