So I says to the MD, I says...



  •  I love puerile acronyms, I seem to remember mentioning in some previous posts I've made bits of software called UNFUCK (the Undo New File Usage Change Kernel, its not really a kernel but it sounds IT so management loved it) , ARSE (Advanced Rescue System Environment) which itself included an option to stimulate the CLIT (Command Line Interface Terminal), all of which were documented as part of a BOOBS (Basic Object Oriented Binary System).

    I didn't think I'd get away with this latest immature piece of toilet humour but well...

     

    ... all this touchscreen gadety stuff is great, if you are selling an
    mp3 player, I mean look at the ipod, shit mp3 player, wouldn't play
    standard formats, tied to apple, can't even replace the battery but it
    sold because it was fashionable. Thing is we aren't selling mp3 players,
    we are selling <INDUSTRY SECTOR CENSORED> and whilst the gadgety stuff might
    sell one or two, the big tenders send off to independent test houses
    and they test how accurate we are, how fast the results are and how
    stable the product is over time, temperature and number of uses.


    I say to him:

    The three words you need to keep in mind are: Accurate, Swift and Stable.

    So he sends round an email saying we need to concentrate on A.S.S.

     

    Acronym win! I've still got it.

     

     

    Yes, TRWTF is that I have a mental age of twelve but hey its a laugh.

     



  • Challenge for your next project: find a puerile recursive acronym (like JOE or GNU, but funny).



  • @Speakerphone Dude said:

    Challenge for your next project: find a puerile recursive acronym (like JOE or GNU, but funny).

    TITS Is Timekeeping Software?



  • @ekolis said:

    @Speakerphone Dude said:
    Challenge for your next project: find a puerile recursive acronym (like JOE or GNU, but funny).

    TITS Is Timekeeping Software?

    CS Sucks



  • @Ben L. said:

    @ekolis said:
    @Speakerphone Dude said:
    Challenge for your next project: find a puerile recursive acronym (like JOE or GNU, but funny).

    TITS Is Timekeeping Software?

    CS Sucks

    Fail. There is nothing puerile about CS. RTFP ice cream puss.



  • @ekolis said:

    @Speakerphone Dude said:
    Challenge for your next project: find a puerile recursive acronym (like JOE or GNU, but funny).

    TITS Is Timekeeping Software?

    Let's test it:

    Office Manager: Oh no, the time reports are all messed up! We have a big TITS problem!



  •  So is "TITS up" a good or bad status?



  •  Since when is "ass" worse than "clit" or "fuck"!?

    These things have been around for decades. My Dad answered to the Boss In General, Super High Intensity Training in the 1980s.



  • @Zemm said:

    Since when is "ass" worse than "clit" or "fuck"!?
     

    I'm more of a clit person, myself. The ass I can give or take.



  • @Cassidy said:

    The ass I can give or take.
    That's what morbs said...



  • @C-Octothorpe said:

    That's what morbs said...
     

    I'm impressed you can make out the voice through the bitten pillow.


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