The best en/decryption program of the world...



  • <font face="Courier New" size="2">http://kryptochef.net/

    ^I found this site on the net. Its about a really secure encryption
    program, the best of the world, at least the author thinks so.
    Well, I am gonna leave that to your own judgement :D
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  • <font face="Tahoma">@phlox said:


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    <font style="font-family: Tahoma;" face="Tahoma" size="3">...a really secure encryption </font><font face="Tahoma"><font size="2">program, the best of the world, at least the author thinks so...</font>
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    Well, my mom said I was the best looking kid in school, and she wouldn't lie to me.
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  • <font size="5">I</font> can´t even read it.  It looks like the English was computer translated by Google or Babbelfish.  Neither one is any good on a document longer than four words.



  • It suxors big time, but don't take my word for it.
    Bruce Schneier lists this kind of idiot in his "Crypto Doghouse"

    http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2006/06/the_doghouse_kr.html

    -oldami



  • @triso said:

    <font style="font-size: 36px;" size="5">I</font> can´t even read it.  It looks like the English was computer translated by Google or Babbelfish.  Neither one is any good on a document longer than four words.



    No, silly; it has been Krypto'ed!

    "Krypto belongs world-wide, to the safest data coding to programs at all. There is the time world-wide no safe data coding program as Krypto of which for the purchase is offered."

    Lovely!

        -dZ.



  • @phlox said:

    <font face="Courier New" size="2">http://kryptochef.net/

    ^I found this site on the net. Its about a really secure encryption
    program, the best of the world, at least the author thinks so.
    Well, I am gonna leave that to your own judgement :D
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    From the text:

    "The English side of my homepage can have translation errors, I please around their understanding."

    I think I'll make that my new sig-block!

        -dZ.

    --
    I'm sorry for any typos, I please around their understanding.



  • @triso said:

    <font size="5">I</font> can´t even read it.  It looks like the English was computer translated by Google or Babbelfish.  Neither one is any good on a document longer than four words.



    I've read the German text (German is my native tongue) and I can tell you: it's not a translation problem. No, not at all. This guy is really talking bullshit. I guess he was high on crack when he wrote the web page, or maybe he'd heard some crypto buzzwords and could not make sense of it, but used them on the web page anyway. Or maybe both. I wonder what kind of program you would get for the 100 Euro he wants; could be nothing at all or some rot13-VB-program.



  • @ammoQ said:

    @triso said:
    <font size="5">I</font> can´t even read it.  It looks like the English was computer translated by Google or Babbelfish.  Neither one is any good on a document longer than four words.



    I've read the German text (German is my native tongue) and I can tell you: it's not a translation problem. No, not at all. This guy is really talking bullshit. I guess he was high on crack when he wrote the web page, or maybe he'd heard some crypto buzzwords and could not make sense of it, but used them on the web page anyway. Or maybe both. I wonder what kind of program you would get for the 100 Euro he wants; could be nothing at all or some rot13-VB-program.


    Ah! But it uses 256-bits, so it is safe.  No, its The Safest enryption program.  In fact, it is the time world-wide no safe data coding program as Krypto of which for the purchase is offered, ever!

        -dZ.



  •    <font size="2">"Krypto is completely mouse operated, used in addition, keyboard inputs."
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    Mouse-operated! how unexpected! Super-duper-uber-cool!

       <font size="2"> " In all other respects my data security was times heavily hurt."</font>

    yeah... of course... my daddy likes to play golf too...

        <font size="2">"Perhaps but times a autistischer Alien goes past and makes evenly out of curiosity times so besides."
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    wtf!?!?!?!
    this guy must be on drugs!



  • But what about mousestroke loggers?


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