Just bury it for fuck's sake



  •  A guy's cat gets run over by a car and he decides to have it stuffed, which is creepy enougn by itself. Instead of opting for the normal setup however, he decides to turn the cat into a helicopter. Yeah, you heard me, a helicopter.

     

    No I don't know what's wrong with him.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    So I have a friend who got his cat skinned and uses it as a throw blanket or some shit.


    Real conversation:

    "Hey, <dude>, there's a guy whose cat died and he did something even creepier than you did."

    "Yeah, he made a helicopter. That's alright, though. I was considering making an animatronic cat."



  • Oh my god, 'artist' does something outlandish and media publicity ensues. I'm shocked and amazed at this turn of events!

    In other news, there was this guy who raised an animal and then KILLLED AND ATE it !!!!!!!!111one!



  • @swiers said:

    Oh my god, 'artist' does something outlandish and media publicity ensues. I'm shocked and amazed at this turn of events!

    In other news, there was this guy who raised an animal and then KILLLED AND ATE it !!!!!!!!111one!

    Seriously. All of these headlines should read, "guy does outrageous activity to get free press from lazy journalists; succeeds".



  • @swiers said:

    In other news, there was this guy who raised an animal and then KILLLED AND ATE it !!!!!!!!111one!
    My great-grandmother was doing that on a regular basis over a hundred years ago.



  • I'm not going to get too concerned about anything I read on a site where the recommended stories are these:

    Face-Eater's Girlfriend: I Felt Safe With Him (Sky News )
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    Should Dogs and Cats Sleep on Your Bed? (Vetstreet)
    Energy Drinks Can be Fatal (redOrbit)



  • Re: Just bury it

    @DOA said:

    A guy's cat gets run over by a car and he decides to have it stuffed, which is creepy enougn by itself. Instead of opting for the normal setup however, he decides to turn the cat into a helicopter. Yeah, you heard me, a helicopter.

    I think it's great! He's an artist - he's PAID to do weird things. 

     



  • @blakeyrat said:

    Seriously. All of these headlines should read,
    "guy does outrageous activity to get free press from lazy journalists;
    succeeds".

    I'd only add that many journalists put in a bit of stuff about how rival journalists are only giving the person publicity by reporting it.

     

    @Scarlet Manuka said:

    Sheryl Crow Reveals Brain Tumour Diagnosis (Sky News )
     

    Patient: "Doctor, are my headaches anything to worry about?"

    Doctor: "I'll hand this one of to my assistant, Grammy award winning recording artist Sheryl Crow"



  • @Scarlet Manuka said:

    Should Dogs and Cats Sleep on Your Bed?

    Well? Should they!?



  • @DOA said:

    No I don't know what's wrong with him.
     

    i'd bet nothing is wrong with him, except that he has a little morbid, but awesome sense of humor. this is definitely the coolest and funniest thing i've seen in a long time, i laughed about 5 minutes when i saw the picture

    really, have you seen anything funnier recently?

    I can't imagine how i'd be able to survive the laugh i'd get if i saw this IRL.



  • Thanks! I'd heard about this on the radio when in the car the other day.

    Forgot to look it up, now here I am at work, trying not to laugh my head off.

    Dare I watch the video?



  • @millimeep said:

    Dare I watch the video?
     

    Catcopter Buzzes Herd of Cows, Spooks Them.

    You decide.



  •  I heard a rumor that a new patch for Diablo III will allow the witchdoctor to summon a quartet of these things.



  • @dhromed said:

    I heard a rumor that a new patch for Diablo III will allow the witchdoctor to summon a quartet of these things.

    Yeah but it'll have an annoying "smashing jar" sound effect which'll piss off your teammates for using it.

    Fucking spiders.



  •  @blakeyrat said:

    @Scarlet Manuka said:
    Should Dogs and Cats Sleep on Your Bed?

    Well? Should they!?

    Only after the engines are shut down and cool, the rotors are secured, and fuel vents are capped securely.



  • It's a bird, it's a plane...it's a stuffed cat



  • At first I was like: WTF

    But then: I LOLed.

    @dhromed said:

     I heard a rumor that a new patch for Diablo III will allow the witchdoctor to summon a quartet of these things.

    Winner of everything forever



  •  Yea, the WD is a crazy dotter, but how does it hold up on the higher difficulties?



  • I dunno, mine's only level 15 or so. Working on a Demon Hunter at the moment.

    I can say the worst thing about the Witch Doctor is that none of his attacks cause damage. I mean, they cause DAMAGE, but it's always a slooow damage-over-time effect, so it's nearly impossible to gauge how well you're actually doing in a multiplayer game. (Or even with a AI follower.) Which is extremely annoying.



  • blakeyrat, what the hell happened to your pangolin?





  • @blakeyrat said:

    it's always a slooow damage-over-time effect, so it's nearly impossible to gauge how well you're actually doing in a multiplayer game.
     

    My cousin playing Lineage II  back when even went so far as to bring out a stopwatch to compare time-to-kill with various combinations of powerups.

    The primary problem with dotters is that enemies don't get weaker as they get deader. An enemy with 1HP hits just as hard as one with 2000, which means that an instant hit is basically always better than a dotter, even if the final DMG from a "single attack" is the same.

    That's what I liked about Fallout 3: you could be tactical about what and where you'd hit in order to cripple your opponent or reduce its abilities. If a game doesn't do that, it always boils down to Hit First & Hit Hard.



  • @dhromed said:

    My cousin playing Lineage II back when even went so far as to bring out a stopwatch to compare time-to-kill with various combinations of powerups.

    A possibility, but when in Diablo III are you fighting just one guy? Never. That's when.

    Anyway, I didn't like the witch doctor so I switched to demon hunter. My main's still the loser wizard, who is still a loser who I hate. But he's like level 52, so. And I don't like melee characters, so I probably won't bother with any of the other classes.



  •  Whenif I get it I'm going to start a wizard a jump straight into Inferno.



  • Sadly, I don't think I'm going to play Diablo III, the whole "always stay connected" kills it for me, oh well there is always Torchlight 2.



  • @dhromed said:

     Whenif I get it I'm going to start a wizard a jump straight into Inferno.

    If you mean right after you purchase the game, you can't. The difficulty modes don't actually scale all the enemies to your level, with the harder difficulties scaled up a bit more. Normal mode is levels 1 - 30, with all enemies scaled along that curve, from the start of Act 1 to the end of Act 4. Nightmare is levels 30 - 50, and Hell is levels 50 - 60. Ish.

    To put it another way, if you took a level 1 character and put him in Inferno, you wouldn't be fighting really really tough level 1 enemies. You'd be fighting level 60 enemies.

    Like Borderlands.



  • @dhromed said:

    Whenif I get it I'm going to start a wizard a jump straight into Inferno.

    Wizards are losers.



  •  @blakeyrat said:

    @dhromed said:
    Whenif I get it I'm going to start a wizard a jump straight into Inferno.

    Wizards are losers.

    I LIKE HARRY POTTER



  • @lettucemode said:

    The difficulty modes don't actually scale all the enemies to your level, with the harder difficulties scaled up a bit more.
     

    Oh. Interesting.



  •  posthumous

    I do not find it very funny actually

     


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