What programming language to learn first...
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The title is self explanatory:
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Why is this in "Funny Stuff"? Where's the funny?
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@dhromed said:
@blakeyrat said:
Why is this in "Funny Stuff"? Where's the funny?
It's you.The magic feather was inside me the entire time!
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@blakeyrat said:
Why is this in "Funny Stuff"? Where's the funny?
The funny comes from the fact that it is true. I atleast got a chuckle out of it.
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@dhromed said:
@blakeyrat said:
The magic feather was inside me the entire time!
( סּДסּ)
I was doing Dumbo you asshole.
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@blakeyrat said:
I was doing Dumbo you asshole.
#1. Dumbo doesn't exist. I don't know who or what you were with, but it wasn't Dumbo.
#2. I think there are laws against that kind of thing.
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I bet i could get a website up just as quickly in C# as they can in PHP...
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<font face="impact,chicago" size="6">I like Impact.</font>
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@El_Heffe said:
<FONT size=6 face=impact,chicago>I like Impact.</FONT>
I would love to see you write a java program in impact.
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@Anketam said:
@El_Heffe said:
<font face="impact,chicago" size="6">I like Impact.</font>
I would love to see you write a java program in impact.
I would like to see the impact of his nose upon my knee.
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@Anketam said:
I would love to see you write a java program in impact.
<font face="impact,chicago" size="5">import java.util.*;
public abstract class Diff
{
final public static int DONE = 3;
final static int MATCH = 4;
public Vector leftDiff, rightDiff;
public Diff()
{
leftDiff = new Vector();
rightDiff = new Vector();
}
public int more ()
{
leftDiff.clear();
rightDiff.clear();
int result = MATCH;
while(result == MATCH)
{
Object leftObj = getLeft();
if(leftObj != null)
{
Object rightObj = getRight();
if(rightObj != null)
{
if(compare(leftObj, rightObj))
result = MATCH;
else
{
rightDiff.add(rightObj);
int scrolled = 1;
boolean foundMatchAgain = false;
do
{
rightObj = getRight();
if(rightObj != null)
{
scrolled++;
rightDiff.add(rightObj);
if(compare(leftObj, rightObj))
foundMatchAgain = true;
}
}
while(!foundMatchAgain && (rightObj != null));
if(rightObj == null)
{
while(scrolled-- > 0)
{
ungetRight();
rightDiff.remove(rightDiff.size()-1);
}
rightObj = getRight();
leftDiff.add(leftObj);
scrolled = 1;
foundMatchAgain = false;
do
{
leftObj = getLeft();
if(leftObj != null)
{
scrolled++;
leftDiff.add(leftObj);
if(compare(leftObj, rightObj))
foundMatchAgain = true;
}
}
while(!foundMatchAgain && (leftObj != null));
if(leftObj == null)
{
while(scrolled-- > 0)
{
ungetLeft();
leftDiff.remove(leftDiff.size()-1);
}
leftObj = getLeft();
leftDiff.add(leftObj);
rightDiff.add(rightObj);
foundMatchAgain = false;
while(!foundMatchAgain)
{
leftObj = getLeft();
rightObj = getRight();
if(compare(leftObj, rightObj))
{
foundMatchAgain = true;
ungetLeft();
ungetRight();
}
else
{
leftDiff.add(leftObj);
rightDiff.add(rightObj);
}
}
result = CHG;
}
else
{
ungetLeft();
leftDiff.remove(leftDiff.size()-1);
ungetRight();
result = DEL;
}
}
else
{
ungetRight();
rightDiff.remove(rightDiff.size()-1);
ungetLeft();
result = INS;
}
}
}
else
{
leftDiff.add(leftObj);
result = DEL;
}
}
else
{
Object rightObj = getRight();
if(rightObj != null)
{
rightDiff.add(rightObj);
result = INS;
}
else
result = DONE;
}
}
return(result);
} </font>
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El_Heffe,
You have kindled a small warm fuzzy feeling deep in my soul.
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[quote user="<font face="impact,chicago" size="1">El_Heffe</font>"]<font face="impact,chicago" size="5">public Vector leftDiff, rightDiff;</font>[/quote]
<font face="impact,chicago" size="2">:(</font>