How to become a personal lubricant spokesperson
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A guy notices that you can buy a 55 gallon drum of personal lubricant, weighing 522 pounds, on Amazon.com for a mere $1495 (he doesn't explain how he found this -- and I probably don't want to know). Finding this amusing, he posts it to Facebook with the line “A 55-gallon drum of lube on Amazon. For Valentine’s Day. And every day. For the rest of your life.” And then goes on with his life. A week later friends and co-workers start telling him that his post is showing up in their newsfeeds as a "Sponsored Story" -- meaning that Amazon is paying Facebook to highlight his link to a giant tub of personal lubricant.
* Be sure to check out the section "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed ..." on Amazon's page.
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This should make an excellent conversation piece for when you bring a date home.
"What's that drum next to your bed?" she'll ask. "Lube, baby" you'll answer, "and we're gonna need every single drop tonight".
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@DOA said:
This should make an excellent conversation piece for when you bring a date home.
"What's that drum next to your bed?" she'll ask. "Lube, baby" you'll answer, "and we're gonna need every single drop tonight".
You've never been with a woman, have you?
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@morbiuswilters said:
@DOA said:
... I thought all you had to do was show them the lube.This should make an excellent conversation piece for when you bring a date home.
"What's that drum next to your bed?" she'll ask. "Lube, baby" you'll answer, "and we're gonna need every single drop tonight".
You've never been with a woman, have you?
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@DOA said:
... I thought all you had to do was show them the lube.
That's not what "chasing women" means.
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@DOA said:
you're confusing that with "Show me the money".@morbiuswilters said:
@DOA said:
... I thought all you had to do was show them the lube.This should make an excellent conversation piece for when you bring a date home.
"What's that drum next to your bed?" she'll ask. "Lube, baby" you'll answer, "and we're gonna need every single drop tonight".
You've never been with a woman, have you?
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@El_Heffe said:
you're confusing that with "Show me the money".
Is lube expensive?
It might be the same thing, because.