Why is my iPod contradicting itself?
It played Don't Try Suicide just now and then it shuffled to Who Wants To Live Forever.
How is that a contradiction? If you don't try suicide, you'll keep on living, and if you're lucky enough, you might just live forever... but if you DO try suicide, you definitely WON'T live forever!
edit: oh, great, now I've got "I Am The Resurrection" running through my head... the one Christian song that sounds like it belongs in a Megaman game!