I know what you comitted last summer



  •  Ever notice how quotable some movies are? Take Aliens for example:

     

    My mommy always said there were no software companies without source control  - no real ones - but there are.

    Yes, there are, aren't there?

    Why do they tell little kids that?

    Most of the time it's true. 

     

    How long after the system sends a low HDD space alert can we expect them to clear those log files?
    [pause] Seventeen days.

    Seventeen days? Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're
    not gonna last seventeen hours! Those things are gonna get huge
    just like they did before. And they're gonna fill up the partition...

    Hudson!

    ...and they're gonna fill up the partition AND THEY'RE GONNA CRASH THE SERVER! 

     

    Look, we can't have any dev enviroments in there. I, uh, I want you to collect VMware disks from everybody.
    Is he fuckin' crazy?
    What do you expect us to use man, the live server?
    Add a debug flag in there and use that. I want changes on production only.
    But, sir...
    Do it, and no source control.

    [pulling out his debugger]
    I like to keep this handy... for difficult projects.
    I heard *that.* 

     

    We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly copy-paste at night... mostly. 

     

    Man, you code just like I feel.

     

    ...I could do this all day.



  • @DOA said:

    ...I could do this all day.

    You could, but after reading just two of those I feel like murdering you with a rusty cheese grater. So I wouldn't recommend it.



  • @blakeyrat said:

    @DOA said:
    ...I could do this all day.

    You could, but after reading just two of those I feel like murdering you with a rusty cheese grater. So I wouldn't recommend it.

    Look, this is an emotional moment for all of us, okay? I know that. But,
    let's not make snap judgments, please. This is clearly-clearly an
    important thread we're dealing with and I don't think that you or I, or
    anybody, has the right to arbitrarily terminate it.



  • WTF, motherfucker; do you speak it!



  • @blakeyrat said:

    You could, but after reading just two of those I feel like murdering you with a rusty cheese grater. So I wouldn't recommend it.

    Game over, man.

    Game over...



  • @DOA said:

    How long after the system sends a low HDD space alert can we expect them to clear those log files?


    [pause] Seventeen days.


    Seventeen days? Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're
    not gonna last seventeen hours! Those things are gonna get huge
    just like they did before. And they're gonna fill up the partition...


    Hudson!


    ...and they're gonna fill up the partition AND THEY'RE GONNA CRASH THE SERVER!

    I laughed because it's true. 😞


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