White House Denies That The CIA Teleported Obama to Mars
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White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars
Forget Kenya. Never mind the secret madrassas. The sinister, shocking truth about Barack Obama's past lies not in east Africa, but in outer space. As a young man in the early 1980s, Obama was part of a secret CIA project to explore Mars. That's the assertion, at least, of a pair of self-proclaimed...
"As a young man in the early 1980s, Obama was part of a secret CIA project to explore Mars. The future president teleported there, along with the future head of Darpa.
That’s the assertion of a pair of self-proclaimed time-traveling, universe-exploring government agents. Andrew D. Basiago and William Stillings insist that they once served as “chrononauts” at Darpa’s behest, traversing the boundaries of time and space. They swear: A youthful Barack Obama was one of them."
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Not true, but former Detroit Pistons coach Bill Laimbeer did once play a Sleestak on Land of the Lost.
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Lame Beer used to flop around^W^Wplay for the Pistons. He coached the WNBA team in Detroit.
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Okay. I'm not a big hoops fan so I screwed up a detail.
But which of these guys looks like a future WBNA coach to you?
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No doubt. Can see it in his eyes.
