White House Denies That The CIA Teleported Obama to Mars
"As a young man in the early 1980s, Obama was part of a secret CIA
project to explore Mars. The future president teleported there, along
with the future head of Darpa.
That’s the assertion of a pair of self-proclaimed time-traveling, universe-exploring government agents. Andrew D. Basiago and William Stillings insist that they once served as “chrononauts” at Darpa’s behest, traversing the boundaries of time and space. They swear: A youthful Barack Obama was one of them."
Not true, but former Detroit Pistons coach Bill Laimbeer did once play a Sleestak on Land of the Lost.
Lame Beer used to flop around^W^Wplay for the Pistons. He coached the WNBA team in Detroit.
Okay. I'm not a big hoops fan so I screwed up a detail.
But which of these guys looks like a future WBNA coach to you?
No doubt. Can see it in his eyes.